fev. movie dialog

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1. Beta, maine ter liye kheer banayi hai. Maa, tumhe kaise pata mujhe kheer pasand hai? (One of the Shashi Kapoor's Movies)
2. Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke haath hai jahanpana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein. hum sab toh rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai. Kan, Kaun, kaise uthega, yeh koi Nahi janta. (Aanand)
 
Tumhaare saath rahekar jindgi achi-buri na sahi...... magar jindgi to hogi - Maya.
(Kabhi alvida na kahena)... shayad 1-2 word idhar udhar ho.. :)
 
It should be on the lines of hilarious dialogues though.

Amrish Puri to Inspector Hero's Mother:- Tumhara Beta aaye to Kah Dena ki hum Shakun-apshakun ko bahut maante hain..Pause!!!! Billi Hamara Raaste Kaat Jaye to bahut bada Apsakun hai....Pause..... Hamare liye Nahi Billi ke liye..


Rajpal Yadav to Shakti Kapoor:- Is ghar mein kitne log rahte hain?

Shakti Kapoor:- Yahi koi 40-50.

Rajpal Yadav:- To phir ise Zila Ghoshit kyon nahin Karwa Dete ....
 
The movie is Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro:

The funniest line in the film was probably when Naseeruddin Shah
takes over the role of Duryodhana in the MABHARATA play and says:

"Meine Draupadi ka cheer-haran ka idea DROP kar diya hai":D

Now this yudhister trying to save Draupadi(satish shah's dead body:D),then BHeem (Om Puri:p) roughs up the yudhister and said :

"Abey Oy, tu kaun hota hai bolne waala, hum bhi to Draupadi mein shareholderrr hai!":eek::D:rock

Some dialouges from the same movie:

"Woh gutter ke liye jiye, aur gutter ke liye mare. Woh kaha karte the ki kisi desh ki unnati uske gutter se jani jati hai. Unhone apni sari jindgi gutter mein gujar di.":cool:

"Oye DeeMello, Tu to gaya":mad:
 
haha Amrish puri waala mast hai Samar bhai..

kuch aur dialogue Amrish puri ke :-

1.movie tehelka - Dong kabhi wrong nahee hota..

2. forget the movie name - bachpan main har chipakli ke bache ko yahee lagta hai ki woh bada hokar magarmach banega..






Samarkadian said:
It should be on the lines of hilarious dialogues though.

Amrish Puri to Inspector Hero's Mother:- Tumhara Beta aaye to Kah Dena ki hum Shakun-apshakun ko bahut maante hain..Pause!!!! Billi Hamara Raaste Kaat Jaye to bahut bada Apsakun hai....Pause..... Hamare liye Nahi Billi ke liye..


Rajpal Yadav to Shakti Kapoor:- Is ghar mein kitne log rahte hain?

Shakti Kapoor:- Yahi koi 40-50.

Rajpal Yadav:- To phir ise Zila Ghoshit kyon nahin Karwa Dete ....
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Rai sahab Amarnath kapoor....Vicky aaj yahin mar gaya........aaj mera baap marr gaya...Amitabh bachhan to Pran after death of Munshi ji.

KOi baat nahi Rai sahab...........mai kahi se 4 aadmi ikkatha kar loonga...agar 4 aadmi nahi mile to mai akela hi kaafii hoo....


lekin jaane se pahle ek baat kahoonga Rai sahab..........aaaj 2 maut hui hai.....Ek mera baap mar gaya or ek apka beta.....


Amitabh..the great in Sharabi...


After that scene.......Pran to himself............Dekh vicky sharab se nafrat karne wala ye insaan ye sharab pi raha hai.........ultimate...


One last dialogue from Suresh oberoi......"Mai kasai jaroor hoo lekin jallad nahi"
 
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अमिताभ in जमीर :
आज तक कोई ऐसी बन्दूक नहीं बनी जिस से मेरा निशाना चूक जाये :p
 
from the movie The hero
"Tum khelte hoge tufano se .....hamne tufan pale hain.......jo darte hain wo marte hain......ham mar kar jine wale!!!"
 
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how can someone miss it..jeez...
err...donno if someone has quoted before..dint read whole thread

"Frankly, my Dear..I dont give it a Damn"

Gone with the Wind
 
Movie: some like it hot

Jerry: I've got things to tell you!
Joe: What happened?
Jerry: I'm engaged.
Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Jerry: I am! :D

And movie last lines:

Jerry: Ohhhh, you don't understand, Ohgoosh! Ehhhh... I am a MAN.
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!! :D
 
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