Haryana Assembly Elections 09: Khabar, Zayza, Mahol, Halaat!!

[hoodarajesh]

7 ke 7 independent ko raat ko police wale tha le gye...dada giri chal rahi hai congress ki.....yo hai mera no 1 haryana......bas ab hooda(dharti lootera) to ghar pe baith k tamasha dekhega....cm na bane......or ho sake ye sarkar apne 5 saal bhi poore na kar pawe......or agli bar elections main rohtak,sonipat or jhajhar main hooda(dharti lootera) ko bhi apni aukat ka pata chal jaga......

भाई आप जींद आले लोग क्यों चोटाला के तले
लाग्या करो . उसमे इसा के दिखे सै . हूडा नै जमीन
आपने खातिर कद ली सै जो ली सै उसपे विकास के काम
होने लग रहे सै . और चोटाला जो अपने समय में २ लाख में
किले बिकवा गया अब १ करोड़ की बात करे सै . यो तो भला हो
हूडा साहब का जो आज एक एकड़ २२ लाख में जा रही है . ना तै
चोटाला जिसा गुंडा फ्री मैं खोश ले और कोई कुछ कर भी ना सके .

 

[anilsinghd]

Shaturmurg apna munh chhipa leta hai aur sochta hai ki koi usse dekh nahi raha ????????????

Quite a good analogy my friend and I agree that it is happening everywhere , whether it applies to me or not , I would leave it to time to prove against.

Pretty practical. Root level things are a lot different than the idealistic things.

I am literally frustrated with this term "Ground Reality". I know and understand the realities but does that mean that we stop doing "good". Karma has been one of ancient Indian principles and we can have people over here give hours of lectures on Karma but how many of us are doing it?


Since we are talking politics over here , the mathematician in me set out for an analysis.
Here is what I find:

I noted down the age of the MPs in Punjab , Haryana , Rajasthan , Delhi , Uttar pradesh ( The non-generalists over here can categorise that as Jat belt etc ), I restricted myself to these to save time ( I did not get a list anywhere of MP name and age , so I noted them one by one , pretty painful! ).
Here are some interesting facts.
1) Out of 128 in my sample set , 11 are <=40 years of age ( that is less than 10 % ). Out of this so called youth brigade , there are Deepender Hooda , Sachin Pilot , Dushyant Singh ( son of Vasundra Raje ) , the Youth Icon Rahul Gandhi , Akhilesh Yadav son of Mulayam Yadav) , Akshaya pratap (cousin of Raja Bhaiya , a criminal background person). That leaves 5 more and i could not get enough info about them.

2). The average age of these 128 Mps is 58 years.


Now I tried my hand at Indian Demography and got some data analysis for 2001 data. Everyone knows that the demographics of India are on the rise and for good and will improve till 2040(? not really sure of this year).

Anyways , < 40 constitute 56 % off voting population of India.
< 30 constitutes 30 % of population.


Conclusions:
The age distribution of parliamentarians is highly skewed to the higher age.

Other than the sons and relatives of already political families , the youth of India does not take part in the highest of decision making.


Questions:
Either the youth of India does not want to be aparrt of the decision making process or the old population of India does not feel that the youth of India is competent enough?
That paints a very sad picture of "youth" so to say.



Jitender Bhai , on the same theme of Ground Realities , I would like to know from you that you vehemently supported reservation. Your arguements were great and it made me think really twice. My analysis is also a reality ( Is not it ? Ground ka to bera koni !! ).
To aap Youth ka reservation in politics kyun nahi maangte , 56 % of voting population is < 40 years , to 50 % reservation to milna chahiye 40 se kam ke aged people ko. Jhoothe certificate bhi banwawenge to bhi kam se kam 45 ke to pahunchenge parliament.

 

[anilsinghd]

Dnt get fooled like all by this ' Rohtak Ki Chaudhar' Falana ki Chaudhar Dikde Ki Chaudhar etc..Educated folks and Villagers needed to be rise by this tactis.

Hope this happens some day! Amen!

 

[dskadyan]

Chaudhar ka toh Rona hai!!

Bhai yeh Chaudhar ka hi rona hai. Jeh yeh hota ki bhai MLA chune jane ke baad chuadhar nahi kaam karna hoga. Minister bangaye toh aur badi chaudhar, aur Haan cm banage toh ho gaye pure. Agar yeh soch nahi hote toh koye election mein lagata 1 crore 2 crore? Yeh sab chaudhar ke liye lad rahe hai election na ki kaam karne ke liye. Jis din kaam karne ke liye fight hogee na us din toh Pahle aap - Pahle aap ka jumla sunai dega.

 

[rinkusheoran]

Quite a good analogy my friend and I agree that it is happening everywhere , whether it applies to me or not , I would leave it to time to prove against.



I am literally frustrated with this term "Ground Reality". I know and understand the realities but does that mean that we stop doing "good". Karma has been one of ancient Indian principles and we can have people over here give hours of lectures on Karma but how many of us are doing it?



Jitender Bhai , on the same theme of Ground Realities , I would like to know from you that you vehemently supported reservation. Your arguements were great and it made me think really twice. My analysis is also a reality ( Is not it ? Ground ka to bera koni !! ).
To aap Youth ka reservation in politics kyun nahi maangte , 56 % of voting population is < 40 years , to 50 % reservation to milna chahiye 40 se kam ke aged people ko. Jhoothe certificate bhi banwawenge to bhi kam se kam 45 ke to pahunchenge parliament.

I have said earlier as well that u r good writer, u write well but Dear Smart articulation can not change the practicalities.

Lets hope it never applies to you and u dont have to change this.

Anil , dont get frustated at the term ground reality abhi to aapko kaphi KARMA karna hai itne jaldi kyun frustate ho rahe ho. n Please do enlighten others on the the KARMA.

Regarding reservation in politics for youth, its like asking for something which does not exist, pahle jo le sakte vo to lele anil bhai.

Kabhi chhuti leke aou aur haryana ke 7000 gaon mein jao ya Badshapur/Sohna jaisi seaton pe MLA election mein aate to pata chal jata ki casteism hai ya nahi.

 

[anilsinghd]

Anil , dont get frustated at the term ground reality abhi to aapko kaphi KARMA karna hai itne jaldi kyun frustate ho rahe ho. n Please do enlighten others on the the KARMA.

Thanks for the compliment. It was unfortunate that elections were announced early else I had in my plans to be at the "ground" to see ground realities.
A couple of my friends who know about round frealities also give me the same advice, I ask them the same question as I am asking to you , Ground realities ko pichle 60 saal se samajh rahe hain , kya mila hamein?
Bhagat Singh , Mahatama Gandhi ne aajadi nahi dilwayi thi humein , aajadi Bharrat ke logon ne li thi. Unhone sirf soye huon ko jagaya tha.
Main sirf woh kehta hun to mujhe theak lagta hai .. I do not support any political party of ideologies in parrticular. Lekin galat ko galat bolne mein kuch galat nahi hai.
Main sirf samajhne ki koshish karta hun , contradictions pe bhi pahunchta hun , resolve karne ki koshish karta hun. Bahut baar galat bhi hota hun , sweekar karta hun. Seekhne ki icha rakhta hun.
IIT/IIM/Sarkaari naukri mein reservation kyun chahiye ? Aur agar chahiye to is desh ke Yuva ko Politics mein bhi reservation chahiye , MP banke to vare nyaare ho jaate hain. Jo log reservation ke support mein hain , unka kehna hai ki Ground Realities ko samjho , aaj main unhi Ground realities ko samajh ke keh raha hun ki Politics mein bhi do reservation fir.
Ek student ki aakanshayein aur uske saapne aur problems ek student hi smajh sakta hai.
ek berojgaar ki killat berojgaar hi saamajh sakta hai.

" Lohe ka swaad lohar se mat poocho
usse poocho jiske mooh mein lagaan hai ... ".

Jab < 40 years ke 56 % hain (of voting population) to 56 % MPs bhi < 40 hone chahiye.

 

[nd-chora]

rakesh shaileja ka fan kouna...yu hooda saheb te chidde sei...mere ya samajh nahin aayi yu ke kaadega choutala mah te...kayi b samjha bhi liya....saare samikarann bata liye na maanta ...i hope he will understand the ground reality in next five years.

सहरावत भाई, कुमारी शैलजा का करडा फैन लागै है ??

" BEST CHOICE" ????:tamatar:tamatar:tamatar

इब्बै इतने ख़राब दिन ना आये हैं जाटां के अक शैलजा सीएम बन ज्या

 

[dheeraj24]

भाई आप जींद आले लोग क्यों चोटाला के तले
लाग्या करो . उसमे इसा के दिखे सै . हूडा नै जमीन
आपने खातिर कद ली सै जो ली सै उसपे विकास के काम
होने लग रहे सै . और चोटाला जो अपने समय में २ लाख में
किले बिकवा गया अब १ करोड़ की बात करे सै . यो तो भला हो
हूडा साहब का जो आज एक एकड़ २२ लाख में जा रही है . ना तै
चोटाला जिसा गुंडा फ्री मैं खोश ले और कोई कुछ कर भी ना सके .

Minimum 23 lakh main mile hain 100 gaj ka plot
Sector ek main ROHTAK.
Siparish nyaari.

Ye Dilli ke builders ka kamal hain....
Kila 22 main...

Congress policies.
Still people boast.
100 gajodi main uga liye Sugarcane...chini to 35-40 rupye kilo kar di congress ne...

 

[rinkusheoran]

Thanks for the compliment. It was unfortunate that elections were announced early else I had in my plans to be at the "ground" to see ground realities.
A couple of my friends who know about round frealities also give me the same advice, I ask them the same question as I am asking to you , Ground realities ko pichle 60 saal se samajh rahe hain , kya mila hamein?
Bhagat Singh , Mahatama Gandhi ne aajadi nahi dilwayi thi humein , aajadi Bharrat ke logon ne li thi. Unhone sirf soye huon ko jagaya tha.
Main sirf woh kehta hun to mujhe theak lagta hai .. I do not support any political party of ideologies in parrticular. Lekin galat ko galat bolne mein kuch galat nahi hai.
Main sirf samajhne ki koshish karta hun , contradictions pe bhi pahunchta hun , resolve karne ki koshish karta hun. Bahut baar galat bhi hota hun , sweekar karta hun. Seekhne ki icha rakhta hun.
IIT/IIM/Sarkaari naukri mein reservation kyun chahiye ? Aur agar chahiye to is desh ke Yuva ko Politics mein bhi reservation chahiye , MP banke to vare nyaare ho jaate hain. Jo log reservation ke support mein hain , unka kehna hai ki Ground Realities ko samjho , aaj main unhi Ground realities ko samajh ke keh raha hun ki Politics mein bhi do reservation fir.
Ek student ki aakanshayein aur uske saapne aur problems ek student hi smajh sakta hai.
ek berojgaar ki killat berojgaar hi saamajh sakta hai.

" Lohe ka swaad lohar se mat poocho
usse poocho jiske mooh mein lagaan hai ... ".

Jab < 40 years ke 56 % hain (of voting population) to 56 % MPs bhi < 40 hone chahiye.

Reservation , had discussed a lot n no point discussing here as it will be a digression.

Kamal ki baat hai ek yuva ko politics mein reservationmangna pad raha hai.

App politics mein reservation mango n i hope u get it, aur hum unke liye mang rahe hain jinko chahiye vaise aarakhshin shiksha aur naukri mein humara adhikar hai aur adhikar mangane se nahi chhinna padta h jaise Bhagat singh Aazadi chinne thi.

 

[anilsinghd]

Kamal ki baat hai ek yuva ko politics mein reservationmangna pad raha hai.

App politics mein reservation mango n i hope u get it, aur hum unke liye mang rahe hain jinko chahiye vaise aarakhshin shiksha aur naukri mein humara adhikar hai aur adhikar mangane se nahi chhinna padta h jaise Bhagat singh Aazadi chinne thi.

Main mere bhaai reservation nahi maang raha , main sirf yeh ehsaas dilana chahta hun ki is sachaai ko sweekaaro. Is casteism , divisive , lip service aur tamasha dekhni wali raajniti se upar utho. Political parties ko yeh ehsaas dilaao ki ek imaandaar , padha likha aur hard working candidate hi jeet sakta hai chahe woh Jat ho , Baniya ho ya kuch aur.
Politics ko ek career ki tarah kyun dekha jata hai , yeh sird hamari mentality hai jiska shoshan yeh already politicians kar rahe hain.

Caste would never be a factor if people not get swayed by it.
Reservation would never be a factor if people dont get biased by it.

In plain software engineering terms , reservation is nothing but a hack to plug the hole , it can work for a few but not a solution in the long run. Similarly divisive voting on basis of caste , region is also a hack.

Rohtak ki chaudhar and stuff like these are the lowest anyone can go in this dirty divisive game.

 

[rinkusheoran]

Main mere bhaai reservation nahi maang raha , main sirf yeh ehsaas dilana chahta hun ki is sachaai ko sweekaaro. Is casteism , divisive , lip service aur tamasha dekhni wali raajniti se upar utho. Political parties ko yeh ehsaas dilaao ki ek imaandaar , padha likha aur hard working candidate hi jeet sakta hai chahe woh Jat ho , Baniya ho ya kuch aur.
Politics ko ek career ki tarah kyun dekha jata hai , yeh sird hamari mentality hai jiska shoshan yeh already politicians kar rahe hain.

Caste would never be a factor if people not get swayed by it.
Reservation would never be a factor if people dont get biased by it.

In plain software engineering terms , reservation is nothing but a hack to plug the hole , it can work for a few but not a solution in the long run. Similarly divisive voting on basis of caste , region is also a hack.

Rohtak ki chaudhar and stuff like these are the lowest anyone can go in this dirty divisive game.

Bhai mujhe to ehsaas hai n lets hope u convience others( Brahmins) kyunki jat to bhole hote hain maan jayenegy. App brahmins ko samajhao to sab saaf ho jayega. Na rahega bans na rahegi bansuri.

Ek movie dekh raha tha usme kadar khan kichad mein khara hoke nali saaf kar raha tha, tabhi apna hero aake puchta hai ki aap bahar se kyun saaf nahi kar rahe khudh kichar mein kyun khare ho then he replied- pura saaf karne ke liye ander ghusna padta hai.

Nobody can clean the dirt from outside and talking, to clean it it u have to be in it.. As of now we can ask govt to eradicate reservation as it has got huge sonsequences but if everyone start asking about it than everyone will be on the same side.

I also know software terms but writing on JL while sitting in AC office is a lot different than actaul practical things and convience people.

 

[khatkar]

भाई आप जींद आले लोग क्यों चोटाला के तले
लाग्या करो . उसमे इसा के दिखे सै . हूडा नै जमीन
आपने खातिर कद ली सै जो ली सै उसपे विकास के काम
होने लग रहे सै . और चोटाला जो अपने समय में २ लाख में
किले बिकवा गया अब १ करोड़ की बात करे सै . यो तो भला हो
हूडा साहब का जो आज एक एकड़ २२ लाख में जा रही है . ना तै
चोटाला जिसा गुंडा फ्री मैं खोश ले और कोई कुछ कर भी ना सके .

Hooda Sahab, I am not in favour of any particular leader.But ask yourself should development distribute equally as per the requirement of different regions of Haryana??

Particular about Jind, Mange ram gupta purchased from Bhajan lal group at cost of transport minister of haryana.What he did?? On the name of new buses for haryana roadways made lot sum of money.

Instead of purchasing new Volvo buses for Delhi - Chandigarh route ( I don't know if same happening on Hissar - Cahndigarh route ), he purchased the buses chassis from TATA & body build by HMM ( Ambala based Bus Body maker led by Bhupinder Gupta -relative of Mange ram gupta ). Another loss in terms of roadways income is that passengers who knows the qaulity prefer Volvo buses of neighbour states.

 

[anilsangwan]

One son gave the best gift to his father...

There was one thread on Jatland where Jitender Hooda bhai had raised one point related to 65 reasons raised by Prof Sampat Singh while being in INLD...

In that thread there were few Jatlanders did clear mudslinging on him by even comparing his educational qualifications. Then came the below post where our very own Jatlander, Gaurav Singh had made a promise and he really worked hard in this election to make sure that his father reached Vidhansabha defeating Bhajanlal clan in their own fort, that too with a great margin of 10901 votes !!!


http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=218678&postcount=139

I will make sure that my father goes to vidhan sabha and not “samshan”.

Gaurav bhai, Prof saab is really blessed to have you as his son who worked day and night to win this battle. You have been able to uproot "Anti-Jat bargadh-ka-ped" from Nalwa!

As a fellow Jatlander, I congratulate Gaurav bhai on this great achievement and many more to follow!!!

 

[anilsinghd]

As a fellow Jatlander, I congratulations Gaurav on this great achievement and many more to follow!!!

Similar views , Resolve Works.

Thanks for folloing up on that post and thread.

 

[rocky0036]

Bhai yeh Chaudhar ka hi rona hai. Jeh yeh hota ki bhai MLA chune jane ke baad chuadhar nahi kaam karna hoga. Minister bangaye toh aur badi chaudhar, aur Haan cm banage toh ho gaye pure. Agar yeh soch nahi hote toh koye election mein lagata 1 crore 2 crore? Yeh sab chaudhar ke liye lad rahe hai election na ki kaam karne ke liye. Jis din kaam karne ke liye fight hogee na us din toh Pahle aap - Pahle aap ka jumla sunai dega.

ise chaudhar aale se tho aapne aap kyun nhi bana li sarkar

sare ke sare pasio ke liye election ladte hai
jib mane in sab ki chaudhar jab ye aapne pasie se desh ki sava kare
na ki desh ke pasie kha le

 

[prashanthooda]

Very true.
Authorities move us. Even the egocentric and socio centric people are not the exception, scenario would change very soon, again the opportunists would successfully have a great deal of power and wealth leaving behind the innocent and crazy people awaiting for next elcetion.

right. पर भाई इन नै कोई फरक ना पड़ता, ये थाली के बैंगन हुया करै. काल नै कोई और CM बन गया तै उसके नाम का भी no.1 haryana गा देंगे. फेर हांडएंगे आगे पीछे राल टपकाते कैसिट रिलीज़ करान खातर.
खैर, 'm surprised with the election result. I ws expecting around 55-60 seats for Congress. But INLO has come out as a strong opponent. good tht the new government will be on its toes to remain in power.

 

[singhabhimanyu]

घितपित घितपित

भाई मेरे धोरे तै कैसिट कोन्या पर एक आधा आवेगा जाट सुभास-घई पिंक पगड़ी पहर कै. अर न्यू क्हवेगा, "ऐसा पहली बार हुआ है".
coming back to the topic, i personally feel Mr Hooda rightly deserves another chance.

Baaki Abhimanyu, I agree wid you. Do you also have some cassette to get released from Chautala saab? ........ :rock :rock :rock

 

[anilsangwan]

भाई मेरे धोरे तै कैसिट कोन्या पर एक आधा आवेगा जाट सुभास-घई पिंक पगड़ी पहर कै. अर न्यू क्हवेगा, "ऐसा पहली बार हुआ है".
coming back to the topic, i personally feel Mr Hooda rightly deserves another chance.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......ये मारा पापड वाले को....


लोग किलकी मार मार के कह्वन लाग रे थे की हूडा साब की 'गोभी खोद दी' इस नंबर वन हरयाणा की अड़ ने ...... जाटलैंड पर भी सब से ज्यादा खूंड इस कैम्पेन के थ्रेड पे बाज्या..... फेर नतीजे तो यह होने ही थे.... सही में ... 'जाटलैंड' अपनी कम्युनिटी को सही ढंग से दर्शाता है ... जय हो..... ....भाई शायद अबकी बार शायद हूडा साब ad नहीं बन्वावेन्गे .... ad का पैसा काम में लगेगा...राज्ये में तगडी विपक्ष का फायदा आम आदमी को मिलेगा.... विकास होगा.... सच में हरयाणा नंबर वन होगा....और फिर ऐसे ad की भी जरुरत नहीं होगी ...जय हो .... .

 

[sunillathwal]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......ये मारा पापड वाले को....



ad का पैसा काम में लगेगा...राज्ये में तगडी विपक्ष का फायदा आम आदमी को मिलेगा.... विकास होगा.... सच में हरयाणा नंबर वन होगा....और फिर ऐसे ad की भी जरुरत नहीं होगी ...जय हो .... .

thats true Anil bhaai, 'Haryana no. 1' was more like NDA's "India Shining". Sad, Shri Hooda didn't learn anything from that episode. Over hype never pays.

 

[rocky0036]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......ये मारा पापड वाले को....


लोग किलकी मार मार के कह्वन लाग रे थे की हूडा साब की 'गोभी खोद दी' इस नंबर वन हरयाणा की अड़ ने ...... जाटलैंड पर भी सब से ज्यादा खूंड इस कैम्पेन के थ्रेड पे बाज्या..... फेर नतीजे तो यह होने ही थे.... सही में ... 'जाटलैंड' अपनी कम्युनिटी को सही ढंग से दर्शाता है ... जय हो..... ....भाई शायद अबकी बार शायद हूडा साब ad नहीं बन्वावेन्गे .... ad का पैसा काम में लगेगा...राज्ये में तगडी विपक्ष का फायदा आम आदमी को मिलेगा.... विकास होगा.... सच में हरयाणा नंबर वन होगा....और फिर ऐसे ad की भी जरुरत नहीं होगी ...जय हो .... .

NA NA BHAI is bar mere hisaab se hooda saab ko aapna ghar bharna chiye
may b fir kabi moka na mile ............jai HO congress khoon piyu ki

HOODA KI JEET
गाव में कुवे खद्वा दे गे
खेतो में इंजान ठिकवा देगे