Tau ki khat

[akshaymalik84]

Ek be ek tau mela dekhne gaya...usne ek khaat pasand aayi aur usne wah khaat 10 rapiya main khareed lee...tau us khaat ne apne sar pe dhar ke apne gaam kee aur chaal diya...rah main usne ek chora pheta..chore ne poochi...ke tau kit te aa raha se..tau bola mele main gaya tha khaat laya soon 10 rs kee...chora bola..ghar luta ke aa gaya tu to....ya to 8 rs kee hai...tau aagey chal diya...ek aur chora mila..usne bhi same sawal poocha...tau is baar bola kee mele main gaya tha khaat laya hoon 8 rs kee...chora bola tau tu to ghar luta kee aa gaya..ya to 6 rs kee se...ek do aur chhore mile aur un ne bhi yohi sawal poocha...eeb tau ke ghana chho ooth gaya...usne ek aur chhora mila...usne poocha tau kit te aa raha se...tau bola " ghar luta ke aa raha soon"....chhora bola.... Chhoka khaat to bacha laya...

 

[sanjaymalik]

hahahahahah...........good bhai....khat t bach e gai.

 

[sheoran7]

very nice Akshay

 

[sunillathwal]

ha ha ha.. suthra chutukula hai...

 

[sjakhars]

hahahaha

hahahahahaha...
Really nice Joke Akshay Ji.

"khaat to bacha lyaya....."

 

[bhavnasingh20]

bade dino baat ek itna achcha joke padha...

keep it up :rock

 

[arvindsinghrot]

bahut badiya bhai...... khaat zaroori hai tau khataar... ghar to kite bhi bana lega

 

[rocky0036]

Ek be ek tau mela dekhne gaya...usne ek khaat pasand aayi aur usne wah khaat 10 rapiya main khareed lee...tau us khaat ne apne sar pe dhar ke apne gaam kee aur chaal diya...rah main usne ek chora pheta..chore ne poochi...ke tau kit te aa raha se..tau bola mele main gaya tha khaat laya soon 10 rs kee...chora bola..ghar luta ke aa gaya tu to....ya to 8 rs kee hai...tau aagey chal diya...ek aur chora mila..usne bhi same sawal poocha...tau is baar bola kee mele main gaya tha khaat laya hoon 8 rs kee...chora bola tau tu to ghar luta kee aa gaya..ya to 6 rs kee se...ek do aur chhore mile aur un ne bhi yohi sawal poocha...eeb tau ke ghana chho ooth gaya...usne ek aur chhora mila...usne poocha tau kit te aa raha se...tau bola " ghar luta ke aa raha soon"....chhora bola.... Chhoka khaat to bacha laya...

bhut din phele maine suna tha yhi
us main tho ek chorri khaat leke ayi thi

 

[rana1]

bhut din phele maine suna tha yhi
us main tho ek chorri khaat leke ayi thi

hahhahhahahhah chutkla t yo s es bhai n sare k chori dekhye s :rock

 

[rana1]

bhout badiya akshay bhai :rockgood going dear

 

[nishantrathi82]

Ek be ek tau mela dekhne gaya...usne ek khaat pasand aayi aur usne wah khaat 10 rapiya main khareed lee...tau us khaat ne apne sar pe dhar ke apne gaam kee aur chaal diya...rah main usne ek chora pheta..chore ne poochi...ke tau kit te aa raha se..tau bola mele main gaya tha khaat laya soon 10 rs kee...chora bola..ghar luta ke aa gaya tu to....ya to 8 rs kee hai...tau aagey chal diya...ek aur chora mila..usne bhi same sawal poocha...tau is baar bola kee mele main gaya tha khaat laya hoon 8 rs kee...chora bola tau tu to ghar luta kee aa gaya..ya to 6 rs kee se...ek do aur chhore mile aur un ne bhi yohi sawal poocha...eeb tau ke ghana chho ooth gaya...usne ek aur chhora mila...usne poocha tau kit te aa raha se...tau bola " ghar luta ke aa raha soon"....chhora bola.... Chhoka khaat to bacha laya...

hahahahahaha bhai bahut diino baad koi joke padh ke maaja aaya hai :rock

 

[ravinderjeet]

badhiyaa thaa.aur aan dey.

 

[bhupenderkhalsa]

Wa bhai cha gaya jamma or chalo kam se kam tau ki khat to bach ae gayi.

 

[chandan]

Kimmey na kimmey ....tau dhore kuch teh bachhya ......haa haa haa

 

[paddy]

nice joke........................

 

[jitendrak]

Good one!:rock