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rajkphogat

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Ek be sunny deol ke ghar pe ek admi ne fone karya
Dharmender ne phone thaya bolya Kun hai bhai

Admi: Ek ji Sunny paji ko bula do unse kuch kaam tha

Dharam: Aap muje bata sakte hai mai uska babu bilu su.

Aadmi: ji ghan te kuch na mahra handpump kharab hogya wo e padwana tha. :rock:rock:rock


Disclosure: isme fone karan ala admi jaat tha bakiya ka na bera.

Er kise ne pahlem pad rakhya ho to mere latte na padiyo, chupchap tala luwa diyo:rock:rock:rock
 
bhai naas tha diya, swaad aa gaya..lol:D, ar bhai aagli baar aadmi ka naa bhi bata diye, saare conphusion door ho jayenge... mere khayal te va - tau, raldu ar rampal mein se ek tha.
 
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rajkphogat said:
Ek be sunny deol ke ghar pe ek admi ne fone karya
Dharmender ne phone thaya bolya Kun hai bhai

Admi: Ek ji Sunny paji ko bula do unse kuch kaam tha

Dharam: Aap muje bata sakte hai mai uska babu bilu su.

Aadmi: ji ghan te kuch na mahra handpump kharab hogya wo e padwana tha. :rock:rock:rock


Disclosure: isme fone karan ala admi jaat tha bakiya ka na bera.

Er kise ne pahlem pad rakhya ho to mere latte na padiyo, chupchap tala luwa diyo:rock:rock:rock
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Ibb tu FM aale chutkala pe aa liya..."Hasi k Fuware"...:rock.

arr fone kran ala jat ho chahe na ho...Sunny or Dharmendra to Jat sai e.
 
akshaymalik84 said:
Ibb tu FM aale chutkala pe aa liya..."Hasi k Fuware"...:rock.

arr fone kran ala jat ho chahe na ho...Sunny or Dharmendra to Jat sai e.
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Tu Daai ka kaam te nahi karya kare,kadey logan ke balak jamwawta ho.

tanne dikhe Sunny er Dharm. ki naal kat rakhi se
Jibbe tanne bera se ek we jaat se.:rock:rock:rock

er yo hasi ke puwara koni usme to Sid Sidey hod joke mara kare tere jisey :rock:rock:rock
 
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akshaymalik84 said:
Humor section k elawa or bhi bahut cheej se Jatland pe. JatWiki pe ja k dekh le tere dono Foofa ka naam se Sunny or dharam ka.

Le un te tanne rasta paawe nahi Jatwiki ka to link mai ger doo hoo.

http://www.jatland.com/home/The_Actors


HUm k Jab tanne SID te kam laga rhe se...tu te badh pade se SID te.


IF mods find any word offensive than pls edit the post.
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O bhai bitodey yo humme kis-2 ne lapet gya.

Tu tadkhe roti na kha ki aaya ke jo manne chatan lgrya se.

Er rahi foofa ali baat manne te bera se meri bua te byah na rakhi unke teri byah rakhi ho to meri bhi ram rammi de diye. teri bua er fufa charuwa ne.:rock:rock:rock

Ek disclaimer meri bhi: this is humor section so pls dont take on heart of things discussed here er lelyo to manne jaldi bata diye edit karki soory mar dunga Moddey ne bich me kya tai lyawe se.(tu meri entry band karwawega k JL pe)
 
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Haih mere yaaro tham to iss mast joke ke thread ne ladaayi ki aud le jaan laag re so....syaane baalak ho ke bhi.......... bandh karo bua-foofa er fallana dhamaaka...

Joke aindee sei.... Joke pe comment aawan dyo !!!

Waise, jibbey mein sochu Sunny Deol filmaa mein kyu naa aamta... dyaaki ka NALLKEY paadan ka bizness kasooot chaal raa s.... ha ha ha ha ha ha a
 
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akshaymalik84 said:
Bai padosia k Bhadur gel bhaj gi. :D

Roti te Poni aawe hai per Aata gundna na ata......ha..ha..ha
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Tane nigaah rakhni chaiye thi na bhai madi si. :rock
Je tane bera tha ke bhader gel nayan-mataka chaal rhya se to tane bai badal leni chaiye thi..

Er aata ek be khraab bnawega, dusri ber me aape suthra gooth lega ;). koshish kare te baat bnegi, nyu bukha-bhana aaye te dimag bhi khrab hovega er sehat bhi:p
 
malikdeepak1 said:
Tane nigaah rakhni chaiye thi na bhai madi si. :rock
Je tane bera tha ke bhader gel nayan-mataka chaal rhya se to tane bai badal leni chaiye thi..

Er aata ek be khraab bnawega, dusri ber me aape suthra gooth lega ;). koshish kare te baat bnegi, nyu bukha-bhana aaye te dimag bhi khrab hovega er sehat bhi:p
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R us Bai aagey roti yo e powta hoga

Wa to sirf chun osanke de deti hogi isney

Er iski nigah uspe thi ne issey marey isne roti poni sikh li.:rock:rock:rock
 
rajkphogat said:
R us Bai aagey roti yo e powta hoga

Wa to sirf chun osanke de deti hogi isney

Er iski nigah uspe thi ne issey marey isne roti poni sikh li.:rock:rock:rock
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malikdeepak1 said:
Tane nigaah rakhni chaiye thi na bhai madi si. :rock
Je tane bera tha ke bhader gel nayan-mataka chaal rhya se to tane bai badal leni chaiye thi..

Er aata ek be khraab bnawega, dusri ber me aape suthra gooth lega ;). koshish kare te baat bnegi, nyu bukha-bhana aaye te dimag bhi khrab hovega er sehat bhi:p
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Meri Nigaah itni kharab na se.:cool:

Arr roti poni te college time mai e Sikhayi thi kise ne.:D
 
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