The imperial game has got inside our veins like a virus. Indeed, there are rumors that Britishers injected this virus in our food and water before they left, so that they can control us much after they left. This is responsible for all evils facing our society like corruption, poverty, and on a more serious note, PT Usha not being treated with respect.
So what's the big plan? How can we de-popularise cricket? Here are some steps that can be taken:
1. Advertisers should be forced to sponsor all games but cricket.
2. Prime time coverage for all sports and no coverage for cricket. Just like we used to have coverage for Akhil Bhartiya Sangeet/Nritya programs on Doordarshan in good old days. Purists should be pleased, TRPs be damned.
3. Let's get serious now. Use total media censhorship, any coverage of cricket should be banned.
4. Have a cultural revolution of the sort Mao Zedong did in China. Anyone found playing cricket should be caught and put in jail. Naxals can be the rallying point here.
And thus, Utopia would be achieved, where cricket shall not exist. A little birdie asks, what about freedoms, liberties and all that jazz? Someone please deal with the darned thing.