Aalkasi Dhillu

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deepshi

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Ek bari Dhillu te Saroj boli " dekho ji, ye gihoonan ki bori raah main dhari hai,,,eene thaa k ek od ne dhar do"
Dhillu -" Kyu main taney majdoor laa rakhya hoon..maney te nhi laagta"

thodi haan pachhey Saroj -" Dekho ji, yo bethhak ka bulb fuse ho gya..iine badal do"
Dhillu-" kyu main taney bijli aala laa rakhya hoon..maney te nhi laagta"

fer...Saroj -" Dekho ji....TV pe jhim-jhim si howe he..kuchh deekhta nhi, mere saas-bahu ki kahani dekhe kayi din hoge..iska kime karo"
Dhillu -"kyu main mechanic laa rakhya hoon...maney te nhi laagta"

Saroj ki khit-pit sunn k dhilu theke pe chala gaya...2-3 botal laaye pacche jib ghar aya..dekhya bori theek jaghan dhari payi, bethak main bulb chasta paya...ar TV katii theek chaaln laag raa tha.
Wo hairaan hoke bolya "aanhey Saroj...bhot badhiya..par taney ekli ne kuukar karya yo sara?"

Saroj -" ek bhala sa chhora jawe tha gaal me k ...main roniya si hori thi...wo bolya jii main kucchh madad kar sakun hunn..maney saarey kaam bata diye. kaam karey pachhe main uu te boli..jii kime tasalli, sewa paani karoon...wo bolya, achya...k te aaj meri gelyaan fillum dekhan chaal sanjh ne , k fer meri taahin achhi si dawat bana dey "

Dhillu -" achha fer taney k pakwaan banaye saroj?"

Saroj- "main k taney Tarla dalal laa rakhi hunn...maney te nhi laagta ":eek::cool::p
 
deepshi said:
Ek bari Dhillu te Saroj boli " dekho ji, ye gihoonan ki bori raah main dhari hai,,,eene thaa k ek od ne dhar do"
Dhillu -" Kyu main taney majdoor laa rakhya hoon..maney te nhi laagta"

thodi haan pachhey Saroj -" Dekho ji, yo bethhak ka bulb fuse ho gya..iine badal do"
Dhillu-" kyu main taney bijli aala laa rakhya hoon..maney te nhi laagta"

fer...Saroj -" Dekho ji....TV pe jhim-jhim si howe he..kuchh deekhta nhi, mere saas-bahu ki kahani dekhe kayi din hoge..iska kime karo"
Dhillu -"kyu main mechanic laa rakhya hoon...maney te nhi laagta"

Saroj ki khit-pit sunn k dhilu theke pe chala gaya...2-3 botal laaye pacche jib ghar aya..dekhya bori theek jaghan dhari payi, bethak main bulb chasta paya...ar TV katii theek chaaln laag raa tha.
Wo hairaan hoke bolya "aanhey Saroj...bhot badhiya..par taney ekli ne kuukar karya yo sara?"

Saroj -" ek bhala sa chhora jawe tha gaal me k ...main roniya si hori thi...wo bolya jii main kucchh madad kar sakun hunn..maney saarey kaam bata diye. kaam karey pachhe main uu te boli..jii kime tasalli, sewa paani karoon...wo bolya, achya...k te aaj meri gelyaan fillum dekhan chaal sanjh ne , k fer meri taahin achhi si dawat bana dey "

Dhillu -" achha fer taney k pakwaan banaye saroj?"

Saroj- "main k taney Tarla dalal laa rakhi hunn...maney te nhi laagta ":eek::cool::p
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आप भी भोत आलकसी हो, घणे दिनां मै चुटकला लिख्या है दिख्खै
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Pachle chepne ho to chahe Ravinder ki dhala din mein 10 chep le.
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रविन्द्र जी तो मरखणा झोटा खोल राख्या सै हमनै,
आपके ईस पोस्ट पै माडी ए वार मै दुण लागण होरी है !
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Pachle chepne ho to chahe Ravinder ki dhala din mein 10 chep le.
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क्यूँ तू के आड़े झारना लाग्र्या स | अक तेरे पे पहलम झारी लुवावांगे अर फेर भाड़ पे जावांगे | जा हाम ना छापांगे तो तू ये आड़े -बांगे मुँहा आले मकोड़े जो तू छापे स ,उन् ने रोटियाँ पे धर के खावेगा |
 
deepshi said:
thanks all...;)
baaki shayad samajh nhi ayi logaa ne...maybe last line I realize
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सब के समझ में आरी स दीपाशी ,अक वा फिल्म देखन गई थी |जिब्बे तो इतने लाईक लागरे सें | समझ ते आप गई-ए होगी |
 
ravinderjeet said:
सब के समझ में आरी स दीपाशी ,अक वा फिल्म देखन गई थी |जिब्बे तो इतने लाईक लागरे सें | समझ ते आप गई-ए होगी |
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hahahaha.......sahi jawaab ;-) ispe milti hai aapko or Rakkey ko gulgulon ki recipe...maney Tarla Dala likh di..main uski recipe tohaa karu internet pe koye koye...eb saarey uune thodi jante honge jya mari..khaaskar 'logg' te kati nhi ;-)
 
deepshi said:
hahahaha.......sahi jawaab ;-) ispe milti hai aapko or Rakkey ko gulgulon ki recipe...maney Tarla Dala likh di..main uski recipe tohaa karu internet pe koye koye...eb saarey uune thodi jante honge jya mari..khaaskar 'logg' te kati nhi ;-)
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मन्ने तो साबत गुलगुले चाहिए | रिसिपी राकेश ताहि दे-दे |
 
ravinderjeet said:
मन्ने तो साबत गुलगुले चाहिए | रिसिपी राकेश ताहि दे-दे |
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adey te bhijwaungi itne seeley ho jange...gulgule to kati kadhai me te likadte acche lagya karein :D
koye na Raakey k haath k kha lo
 
ravinderjeet said:
इब्ब ते दीपाशी जी आप खुद गुलगुले तार कें खुवावो , दोनु एक से भीड़ गे | खाण -खाण के सें |
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haan vo to maney laagey hai....apna letterbox check karte rehna is hafte ke agle ek lifafe main paweinge:D
 
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