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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a Delhi girl and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took...

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an...

Building A Tunnel When tenders were floated for the channel tunnel to connect England & France, many international building companies vied with one another to get the contract. The stakes were very high, the job of digging building expertise. Tenders were opened by the Board of Directors of...

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the kingdom of heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm...

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

Bob and his blonde wife live up north. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through" Bob's wife goes out and moves her...

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W. Bush "Mars is essentially in the same...

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the arabs?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown...

Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your...

Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net. Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of her PC, thirteen hours in...

Laloo to his P.A : why so many players are kicking the football? P.A : " goal karne ke liye " Laloo : sasura ball to pahile hi GOL hai aur kitna GOL karega

********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl********** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her...

CORPORATE LESSON # 1 A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"...

Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction centre, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the centre's lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100 per cent record...