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Hanuman bhi jat tha?
arey bhai ghabra na aaj thoda s atime mil gaya to 1 saal baad aj aa gaya. na to time aye na milta -
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Hanuman bhi jat tha?
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya, "Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le. -
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Hanuman bhi jat tha?
Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat." Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re... -
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Hanuman bhi jat tha?
Ek jat doosre jat sey, "Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?" Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?" Pehley alla bolya, "Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein... -
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hunmaan dhore ja
Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?" Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi." Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage... -
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Cycle Walle ne ek Budhiya mein Cycle Bhida di
Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di. Budhiya bolli, "Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?" Cycle walla chora bolya... -
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main to lut jaunga
A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed...