Hanuman bhi jat tha?

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Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
 
Arey iss ne daattt lyo koi..... Iss k saans chadh re sein....... 5 thread baga gya 5 min k bheetar e bheetar...... :D

O bhai Sandeep... tu tarakki karega bhai haddey :) Keep it up !!
 
Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."
 
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.
 
anilsangwan said:
Arey iss ne daattt lyo koi..... Iss k saans chadh re sein....... 5 thread baga gya 5 min k bheetar e bheetar...... :D

O bhai Sandeep... tu tarakki karega bhai haddey :) Keep it up !!
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hahahaahahahah.............anil ji aapne kitni aak tarrkii kar li hade.......aak dehare ee chugan me lag rhe ho ebb taai...........ahahahahahah
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Annu ji... menne to kimmey kari na...... paachey e reh gya... par yoh bhai kimmey jaroor karega... :rock

Er dhorey na aa jaaiyo... na te k bera ,....dhera issi e cheez ho sei... kit chadh ja ... :p


anuchhikara said:
hahahaahahahah.............anil ji aapne kitni aak tarrkii kar li hade.......aak dehare ee chugan me lag rhe ho ebb taai...........ahahahahahah
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anilsangwan said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Annu ji... menne to kimmey kari na...... paachey e reh gya... par yoh bhai kimmey jaroor karega... :rock

Er dhorey na aa jaaiyo... na te k bera ,....dhera issi e cheez ho sei... kit chadh ja ... :p
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hahahaahhahaah................anil ji..........ess bimarii the bachan ka bhagwan n vardan de rakhya hai................aap bhi kimme kar lo n try koi shampoo .tel.........nyu ke kaam chale hai aapka..........ahahahahh
 
ha ha ha ha,....Ganji taant ka varddan ???... mein bhi KORI karwa k aaun su...

btw..lets not derail the thread... nahi toh warning mill jaagi... humor section mein bhi mill sakei sei... :D

anuchhikara said:
hahahaahhahaah................anil ji..........ess bimarii the bachan ka bhagwan n vardan de rakhya hai................aap bhi kimme kar lo n try koi shampoo .tel.........nyu ke kaam chale hai aapka..........ahahahahh
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Bhai vaise yu Derail aala iljaam aapne upar galat se,,,,,,hum to thread ne Nayi Disha pardaan karra saa,,,,derail thoda na karra saa:rock

anilsangwan said:
ha ha ha ha,....Ganji taant ka varddan ???... mein bhi KORI karwa k aaun su...

btw..lets not derail the thread... nahi toh warning mill jaagi... humor section mein bhi mill sakei sei... :D
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