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Pandat JI ki Choti.
Bhai Kal Main Baraut Ja Raha Tha, Rail Main Ek Pandat Ji Baithe Ar Baar Baar Choti Pain Hath Phere Wa Pher Khadi Hoja. Main Kahan Laga Pandat Ji Ek Baat Kahan Do Jo Bura Na Mane To. Wo Kahan Laga Kahe De. Maine Kahi Ke Bhai Kal Mahari Baish Poonch Tha Rahi Thi To Mera Baba Nu Kahan Laga Bhai... -
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Haste Raho
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti... -
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Haste Raho
What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey? A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear! -
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shyari-e-mohabbat
hum up ke jat bhi bare khush dil hai. ek din ek jat lalquila sa bus main chadne laga. driver ne bus chala di. jat ka piche -piche bhag liyaa. red light pain bus ruki jat sidha driver ka pass gaya . aur bola bhai ya bus teri bahan lage ke. wo bola na . jat ke nai kahi teri maa lage. vo bola nahi...