Haste Raho

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A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A by stander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still hutch network is following me.
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the
morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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Sardar went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
You know why

FORM says "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.!


IF MY JOKES MAKES U LAUGH THEN PLZ APPRECIATE OK


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