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    Need reference for Sr .NET Developer role

    hi guys, please let me know if someone knows of any open positions on .NET in NCR and can refer for the same. Exp range 5-8 years; senior developer role. thanks in advance!
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    Adobe Day CQ5

    anybody having around 1-2 years experience in Adobe Day CQ5? if it works out, we might need ongoing help for a project, and will pay accordingly. please send across details to skb.adobe@gmail.com
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    Internal Openings TCS-Lucknow

    Friends, there are some internal openings for 3+ exp ppl on Java/J2EE domain. these positions are lucknow based only. those who are interested can send me the CVs. wud fwd them to the concerned. email: suresh.beniwal@tcs.com regards, Suresh
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    jaat ki hosiyari

    bahut badhiya Rajesh. :)
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    Tau Ki Durrugtti

    Dev ji ka joke to hai bighan...par tesion ki baat pe yaad aa gyi ek jakdi...bera naa aade post ho rahya ho...sanjeet bhai bera naa kab maa ke post kar gye hon...:) tesion pe ticket khaatar line laag rahi thi....ek suthri si chhori bhi khadi thi line mein...ek chhora aaya ar uste bolya "tai, ek...
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    Sundu ka Kolhu

    is desi jakdi pe e yaad gya bhai...nyu e baahar baithe ek din tadkai tadak..pados mein ek aunty rahya karti...kattii chhoti si height..ar ghani moti...wah sakool jaan khaatar likdi sahaj sahaj...mama ne comment maarya..."chaal padi baalkaan ne padhaan kolhadi si"... kolhadi - heavy stone...
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    Aaj ki Baat

    bahut badhiya sanjeet bhai....us te to office mein e lyaa ke dena padega daaman kise taai dhore maang ke....mall mein to ya cheez mille konya....ar gaam mein wah pahar ke chaali to uske kutte laag lenge... :) :) isne to desi lugaai e achhii dhaal carrry kar sake hain..carry with confidence...ha...
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    dekhe ke hai jaa ke chai chada le

    aap sabko meri raam raam bahut ghane din paache ek post karu hoon.... --------------------- ek aadmi ghana badmaash tha. daaru pee leta, ulta seedha bol deta...jaam paakya hod tha. gaam ke aadmiyaan ne sochi ak yo nyu naa maane. uska muh kaala karke gadhe pe bitha ke gaam mein ke ghuma laaye...
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    kachhe ki shopping

    ek aadmi ek general store mein jaake nyu bolya,"bhai sahab, ek kachha(underwear) chahiye tha" dukaandaar ne kuch kachhe nikaal ke dikha diye. woh aadmi bolya,"naa bhai, mane to safed rang ka e chaahiye hai" dukaandaar safed rang ke nikaal laaya. woh aadmi bolya kachhe dekh ke,"naa bhai, mane to...
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    Tau on Bus!

    gr8 gr8 bhai gr8..jama andy
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    roadways pe e ek aur

    haryana roadways ke driver te ek aadmi nyu bolya, "bhai ya bus rohtak jaavegi ke?" driver ne naa te haan kahi ar naa naatya. ulta nyu bolya us aadmi te,"kyon rohtak ke mein byaah raakhya hoon":)
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    JATS in Software

    Hi All Hi, I am Suresh Beniwal, currently working with A-1Technology, Inc.(New Delhi) My domain is Microsoft Technologies(.NET/VB/SQLServer/ASP.NET) It's a pleasure to unite with all the jats out there. Let us keep this spirit of extending selfless service to others alive. Regards, Suresh...
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    haryana roadways

    ek be haryana roadways ke conductors ko GM ke order aa gye...ak bhai tum log apni langugae sudhaaro. tum ghane badnaam ho liye ho...kharaab bolan laage ho circular aaya...ak aage te saare conductore savaaariyaan te 'kripaya(please)' keh ke baat karya karenge. saare conductor bolye ak theek hai...
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    Tau again

    gr8 yaar :d :d :d :d :d
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    baaniya ar uske bachhe

    ak baaniya apne baalkaan te nyu bolya raat ne,"jo iib roti nahi khaavega, us tahi mein 5 rapiye doonga" saare bachhe 5 rapiye le ke maan gye. subah baaniya nyu bolya breakfast ke time,"roti us ne e millegi jo 5 rapiye devega":D
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