Tau Ki Durrugtti

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Ek din tau rail ki tikkat lein tahin line mein khaddya tha.Ghanne logg line mein laag rhe thhe.Tau nei ek tein kahi'..' bhai ye ke kapdde peher rhya sei...dhhangg ke peher le ga tei ke aachha lagge ga....ittani sunnani thi arre nyun tein jawabb aaya..' tau ji aapnei tei katti tameez konya..mein tannei chhora deekhhun suun....mein chhori suun' ...tau deedde padein dekhein gaya.....arr aagle aadami ke kandhhe pei haath dhhar kei bolya..' dekhiye bhai kisa jammana aa gya..tannei ya chhoeri deekhei se kittein tein?........ussnein pachhe nei mudd ke kahi..' tau ya meri chhori sei..tei mannei yakeen sei akk ya chhori e sei'.....Tau bolya..' Bhai tu iss ka baap sei ke?'.........Ghanne chhou mein aawaaz aai..' Tau teri tei katti sharam bhaj li....mein iss chhori ki maa suun'.
 
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hahaha..kasuti bani tau gellan to..baki ki umar yo hi sochan me kaad dega k yo hoya k uske gel..
 
Dev ji ka joke to hai bighan...par tesion ki baat pe yaad aa gyi ek jakdi...bera naa aade post ho rahya ho...sanjeet bhai bera naa kab maa ke post kar gye hon...:)

tesion pe ticket khaatar line laag rahi thi....ek suthri si chhori bhi khadi thi line mein...ek chhora aaya ar uste bolya "tai, ek ticket meri bhi le legi dilli ki". ar pise de diye.

chhori ne pise le liye. ar ticket le ke chhore te de di.

chhora bolya "ya ke hai...ya te aadhi e ticket kataai"

chhori boli "beta...baalkaan ki aadhi e laagya kare" :)

par aade chhora bichla naa tha...bakwaad kare tha..jiska 'tit for tat' kar diya chhori ne.. :)

hahaha..kasuti bani tau gellan to..baki ki umar yo hi sochan me kaad dega k yo hoya k uske gel..
 
Aapki creativity bhi dekhtey hi bannti hai Dev Ji....aap ye chutkalle likhney ke liye KAB?KAISE?KIS SE inspire huay? Aisi sahajta aur shabdon ka uttam chayan mainey aaj tak kahin nahi dekha:D:DPlease likhtey rahiye....we are highly inspired to read this typical haryanwi jokes:pI keep waiting anxiously for your latest stupp:)
 
Aapki creativity bhi dekhtey hi bannti hai Dev Ji....aap ye chutkalle likhney ke liye KAB?KAISE?KIS SE inspire huay? Aisi sahajta aur shabdon ka uttam chayan mainey aaj tak kahin nahi dekha:D:DPlease likhtey rahiye....we are highly inspired to read this typical haryanwi jokes:pI keep waiting anxiously for your latest stupp:)

aapko shayad patta nahi shuu yeah satya ghatnna ka zikarr deb ji nei pichle experience ko madhya nazar rakhte hue kiya hai....woh apna dhairya nahi khotte chahe kitna hi aapatti janak moddd aa jaye...yeah jab hua tha jib deb ji nei apne jivan ka 58 wa saal purra kiya tha...
deb ji atyanat mann ko lubhanne waala jokllu tha....kirpya aaaur na sunaen....pehle hi peit mein uljhatt paddi hui hain...;)
 
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