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    Properties of COKE

    Bhai Vijay Singh, So did you think that I invented these coke properties, offcourse this information is available on many websites, My intentions are to share this info with others so that they become aware of the facts. Here is WHY WE SHOULD DRINK WATER Disclaimers: Don't waste your time...
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    Properties of COKE

    WHY WE SHOULD AVOID COKE. 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. 2. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminium foil...
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    if your car keys are lost

    Things You Never Knew Your Cellphone Could Do... There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency...
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    GoD Shiv on Earth

    One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.". Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of...
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    Munna Bhai MBBS

    Munnabhai: Abe Circuit ek baat bata, agar bina daat ka kutta kisiko kaate to kya karte hai yaar? Bahut sochne ke baad Circuit bola . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . ...
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    Paki Airport

    Hoping it is not a repeat, Got it in an email and wanted to share with you all.. A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help: "Karachi, this...
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    Gaon... Waalo ... - Happy New Year '04

    One day Tau from Harayan decided to go for "Sholay" movie. Sholay movie ke last scene me gabbar:"Nach basanti..naach..." Dharmendra:"Basanti...in kutto ke samne maat nachna".. this conversation happens two-three times...and Tau frustrate ho jata hai.. Dharmendra:"Basanti in kutto ke samne...
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    Required information on HIV/AIDS

    Search on Google.com...
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    Joke !!!!

    An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't...
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    "jhanko na hum jahankein!"

    Ek aur bhi hai aisa. shayar : "kutte ke uper kutaa..., aur us kutte ke upper ek aur kutta.." Audience: "Aagge" shayer: "ar us kutte ke uper ek aur kutta.." by the time audience was frustarted ... fir ek uth ke bola , " are aage bhi kuch kahega .. " fir Shayar bola " Aage kya kahena, tu in...
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    JUGAD

    Good !! and then amrican polished the word JUGAD lil bit and made it JAGUAR.
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    Funny Incident

    Heard this incident from a friend , don't know its true or not. Jugde yrself. A Madrasi came to USA. He had wished at Tirupati temple that he would send his hair to the temple as soon as his wish of being an NRI came true! He went to supercut to get his hair cut! When the hair dresser was...
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    PR IN CANADA

    You can get all information on Candian PR on thier website http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/index.html Even I don't think that person on Student visa can directly apply for PR, First he/she has to fall in one of many catagories like skilled worker , or business immigration or family immigg.. But...
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    Star Trek

    LOL.. Or Simply, TowelHeads don't fit in there.
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    US Foreign Policy

    So US should grab Mushu now to avoid this news Headline after 2 -3 years. " MUSHU Wanted Dead or aLive" 25 Millions Prize.
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    Sardar Eating Pizza

    Ek Baar Ek Sardar Pizza ki Dukan Mein Gaya aur Pizza order ker diya . Jub Pizza ready ho gaya to waiter aaya aur sardar se poochha ki "SardarJi, Pizza ke 4 slice karoon ya 8" Sardar ne thoda soch ke bola " Yaar 4 hi ker de , mein 8 nahin kha paaoonga"
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    Laloo Parsad in New York bar

    Guys I hope it is not a repeat. Once Laloo goes to New York . At the bar in his hotel, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, " JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE " and the man sitting on riight of Laloo says, " JACK DANIELS, SINGLE " The bartender approaches Laloo and asks: " AND YOU, SIR? "...
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    Funny Error finding WMD on Google.com

    Wanted to share it on jatland 1. Go to GOOGLE home page, www.google.com 2. Type "weapons of mass destruction" (with the quotes) 3. And click the "I am feeling lucky" button. Read the Error message Carefully and Enjoy!!!
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    Mithai and Desi Khana in los angeles

    Where exactly you are located in LA..
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    Looking for Software Developer opportunity in USA

    If you are still looking for a job and intersted in consulting opportunities, please pm me. or drop an email at nsehrawat@yahoo.com.
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