Paki Airport

[nsehrawat]

Hoping it is not a repeat, Got it in an email and wanted to share with you all..

A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from
London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts
having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the
air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:

"Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight
000, do you read?"

"flight 000, dis iz Karachi felight contorol, go
ahead"

"Karachi, this is flight 000, we have a problem"

"dis iz Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?"

"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our
engines, please advise"

"dis iz Karachi, i reed you, peleez check some things
for me, ok?"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your
engines?"

"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"

"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde
to 20,000 feet?"

"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do
not respond"

"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower
your veels?"

"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are
stuck"

"dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words
after me"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz Karachi, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu an
Lailaha illallah wa ashhadu anna Muhammadur rasulullah
.... "