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Hi gagan it was a cuteone. Hey bro why dont u start such association in perth also .........

What I have seen on this site and few others also , is very strange. I can't understand it why , there can be many reasons for that. I am posting this message to get views of all the jatland members, male or female. Whenever a girl posts a message she gots too many replies as like some Ms. Ruby...

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. shivji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bakth utha ... bola shivji ... mujhey to...

Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a...

Ek baar ek chamar ke uddan ka shouk chad gya, apne haathan pe paraat baandh ke chaat pe chala gya ar apni bahu te bolya ke mane mor bol. waa boli nyu kyukar par wo naa maanya ar uske sar hoya raya. thak ke waa boli accha tu mor. mor kaite chamar chaat pe te udan ki tai kud gya. udna te kit...

Hi Manisha thanx, because of u im here today in Jatland. And i dont have any problems with girls, its humor forum thats why im posting such messages. I am sorry if i have hurt any girl in here. But after all its fact and proven many times, so please dont mind girls

A Man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the German...

I completely agree with Mr. Sandeep Dalal, When any friendship is in a group it is fair, but whenever it comes in between two people of opposite sex. It becomes more then just friendship. 90% of boys and girls say that they r just friends but reality is different, they do have a soft corner for...

Dear DJM members hi to all DJM members, although im not very known in this small village. But im trying to participate actively in the events and forums. I completely agree with Mr. Sahilendra ji that here we are working for the upliftment of jat community. No doubt Indian politics need...

What generally software professionals do:- 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to...

Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. .......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me...

HUNT FOR AN INTELLIGENT SARD!! About 80,000 sardars meet at the Gurunanak stadium (behind GTBIT), for a Sardars Are Not stupid convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? A sardar gingerly works his way through...

get familiar with these words WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been...

Once it so happened in a flight that James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond." James Bond: "And you?" Telugu Guy: "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai ...

thanx thanx to you all. its that we neglect these important things in our life. It is possible that if we will not focus on culture and our traditions then how we'll be unable to pass on these traditions to the next generations. thnx

re every gmail account holder will have 50 invitations available to him/her. These invitations will be activated after some time from your registration. regards sandeep

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM Boys: 1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser 2- Insert card 3- Dial code and desired amount 4-Take the cash and the Girls: 1-Drive to the bank 2-Check make-up in the mirror 3- Apply perfume 4- Manually check haircut 5-...

PUT THAT GLASS DOWN Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs?' 50gms!' .... '100gms!'...'125gms'...t he students answered. 'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said...

good to see you gagan, how's udoing out there. dont you want to come back home atleast once.

Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now, India is the richest country in the world! Wondering how? It's really amazing. It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know. He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from...