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Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"...

One more vote in your favour madam !!

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon," replies the...

A hard core drinker was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!" The alleged responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch whisky with...

Good one Sonu !!

No Dr. Raj i din't copy u.May be lalooo ji copied u. Thats another (kind) joke Anita, seems good one !!

A hard core drinker was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!" The alleged responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch whisky with...

Oh madam! beutiful.

Excellent !! But just to remind, last one is my copy right. Have fun.

You are welcome !!

Thats Ok !!

Address is already there sanjeev. You are most welcome!!

Patient: Doctor I want to undergo a 'by-pass surgery',what is the probability of success? Doctor: 100 per cent!! Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving 100 per cent success? Doctor: On the day of Convocation, my prof. told me that when you practise medicine, chances of failure will be...

That was cute!

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi... But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Here it is .... American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious...

Brilliant ! Anita

A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British scientists, to better the car, added a...

Thanks Anita!

Molads are never bichara, they are very clever indeed. See if you live in a village. Thanks for appreciation anyway!

No Anita, I absolutely don't mind.