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Patient: Doctor I want to undergo a 'by-pass surgery',what is the probability of success?
Doctor: 100 per cent!!
Patient: But how can you be so sure of acheiving 100 per cent success?
Doctor: On the day of Convocation, my prof. told me that when you practise medicine, chances of failure will be 99 per cent and success 1 per cent. I have already attended 99 patients(failed to cure them) and you are the 100th!!
 
great one Dr. Raj
Thanks God u r Environment Scientist.
Just Kidding!!!!!!!
 
Sanjeev Siwach (Feb 12, 2003 01:31 p.m.):
Dr Sahib,
apna address de do taaki aane se pahle SUCCESS kee %age to pata chal jaaye.

Address is already there sanjeev. You are most welcome!!
 
Good one....

Agar chutkale wale 2 \4 doctor or ho jaye to Hindustan ki Population aapne aap kabu main aa jaye... :-) :-) :-)
 
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