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Indians must be very proud of themselves, and so there is some info that may interest some, tickle some. Q. Who is the Co-founder of Sun Microsystems (The company which is sweeping the internet with its brainchild Java) A. Vinod Khosla Q. Who is the Creator of Pentium Chip (Needs no...

Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, "kahan se aa rahe ho?" "Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!" slurs Kesto. "Lagta hai ke...

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the...

Ek bhai saadi tai bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us bhai ki bhans (buffalo) kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab, isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do, yo saadi te bahut dare se." Thanedar ne us bhai tai dara dhamka ke...

Ek baar Haryana Police Academy, Madhuban mein sipahi ke interview ho rahe the. Apna ek jat bhai thoda nervous tha. Usne ek tarkeeb lagai ... jo adami thodi der pehle interview de ke bahar aaya, apne jat bhai ne us te bujha, bhai andar ke question bujhe sai. Woh adami bolya, bhai bharat ka...

AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi. AJIT : Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala! AJIT : Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi...

A village tailor suddenly ran away leaving his clients in a mess. "He took my pant piece with him", complained Ujagar Singh. "He took my suit length with him", complained Bindra Singh. Our lovely Banta Singh had a even more serious complaint. "Mera to naap le kar bhaag gaya - he took away my...

Our Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go and get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several...

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A Sardar purchased a telephone answering machine home and fixed it at his home in Amritsar, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" (he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home).

Once Zail Singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him, "Sir, are you relaxing?" Zail Singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!" The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to...

Some, perhaps unknown, facts about India, recently published in a German magazine that deals with world history. a). There are 3.22 million Indians in USA : - 38% of Doctors in America are Indians. - 12% of Scientists in America are Indians. - 36% of NASA employees...

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Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?" Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.." Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li...

Once upon a time, Sardaar Ujaagar Singh was undergoing training in a Police Academy in Ludhiana. After 10 months long training, the commandant asks him a tough question, "Ujaagar, suppose you are in a market where some terrosists have taken up position, you are the only policeman up there. What...

Once Banta with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears. He answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in...

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Bhai sabke sath aisa hi hota hai, bahut jyada dar jaaten hain log, mein bhi dar gaya tha bhoot ko dekh ke, par asli maja tabhi aata hai agar speaker "ON" ho to.....

There was a train crash. Train derailed and a number of people were died. Sardar Banta was the driver. He has been asked by the enquiry committee, how the train derailed. Banta replied, "I found a man on the rail and the incident happened". "Why don't you roll over the man and avoid the big...

How does a Sardar cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !! One sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. Sardars are fun, aren’t. Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and...