How does a Sardar cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!
One sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one.
Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had.
Sardars are fun, aren’t.
Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Mano ya na mano : Santa Singh and Banta Sngh were found playing chess.
BEPPO SINGH'S mother died.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: My sister just called, her mother died too!
COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are on a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
Puts lipstick on the forehead, because he wants to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
Tries to drown a fish in waters
Trips over a cordless phone
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius."
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor
Pizza
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. They shouldn't put up such misleading notices, said Banta Singh. It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.
Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?' 'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'
One sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one.
Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had.
Sardars are fun, aren’t.
Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Mano ya na mano : Santa Singh and Banta Sngh were found playing chess.
BEPPO SINGH'S mother died.
Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: My sister just called, her mother died too!
COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are on a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
Puts lipstick on the forehead, because he wants to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
Tries to drown a fish in waters
Trips over a cordless phone
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius."
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor
Pizza
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. They shouldn't put up such misleading notices, said Banta Singh. It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.
Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?' 'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'