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    tau

    ek be nyu e hum bus mai jaan laag rahe te ek bhai k pass bank aala ka phone aagya ak loan chaye k .te wo bhai chut te nyu bola ak mahri dharti bikan hori hai hum e thar te de daange
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    tau

    ek be hum 4/5 balak baithe the t ek tau nyu bola ak balko bina sund ka hathi(elephant) dekhya hai. hum bole ak na tau te ak moti si lugai jaan laag rhi thi uski ood isara karke nyu bola dekh lyo.
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    tau

    ek b ek tau pooch gya CM sahab (hooda) dhore chandigarh ar bolya ak chore ne naukri lagwa de.CM bolya ak tau lagwa te doo par chora Merit me konya. Tau bolya ak merit me te tu bhi na tha par ya Sonia madam ki isi tesi hogi.
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    sharabi

    bhai aage te dhyan rakhunga.
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    sharabi

    ek be ek bhai barat me pee k puch jaa hai are nyu kai ak nai bhau ka mooh(face) sabte phelm mai dekhunga ar puch ja hai make up room mai ar dekh hai ak kyukar make up aale kalee bahu ne kati cut piece bana de hai are wo ulta jaale hai phera aale sthan pe ar us bateu te nu kah ak mai yo bhyaa na...
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    3

    ek be ek school mei inspection aale aa jya hai te we master te bhuje hai ak inte kime sikha bhi rhakhya hai k nahi master kah hai ak na g ya class te chandigrah 1 aawegi te ispection aale class mei ja ke bhuje hai ak bacho mitti kite parkar ki hoti hai te jo sabte nikama balak tha haath tha...
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    good jokes 1

    ek be ek bhai petrol pump pai ja hai ar nu kah hai ak ek rupee ka tel ghaal de wo petrol pump aala nyu kah hai ak ek rupee ka tel galwa ke kade ja ga te wo bhai bhi asli tha nyu kah hai ak hum te nyue rupeye mein aag la diya kare
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    holdar

    ek be ek tau apni chori khatar chora dekh k ulta aawe tha baat bani konya ar tau ka mood kharb ho rhya tha rahi me ek holdar daru pee ke padya tha wo tau te nyu bolya re tau kit te aaya hai tau bolya r chora dekh ke aaya hoon holdar bolya re tau kyu dukhi ho rahya hai meri gel bhya de nere...
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    prampara

    ek be bhai ek ghar me kai saal te prampra chaal rhi ak pidhi me ek a balak ho te bhai jo current -pidhi chal rhi thi usme bhi ek e balak tha ek din wo chora aaya apne dada dore aaya bhajya jo hooka pive tha ar nu bolya ak dada mere maa k chora hogya budha bolya ak bhai bhot badiya yo te bhai...
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    joke 3

    wo ek be ek fauji te uka afsar nu keh hai ak bhai tere do aakh hai nu bolya ji haan afsar nu bolya bhai tere ek aakh or dewe te une kade laawe nu bolya g ser pe laa lyu ak je dhusman upper te bhi hamla kare to dikh jya afsar bolya bhot badiya jawan thodi der paache pher khawe hai ak ek or de de...
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    jokes from haryanvi raginis

    1....ek ghani patli si madam 4 class ke balaka te nu keh ak bacho dharti gol ghumti hai ek albadi sa balak khada hoke nu keh ak madam kime kha liya karo na nyu e gol ghumti dikhe gi 2 ....wo 50 60 saal ka budha ar roz pek mare ek din uke chore kathe hoke nu bole ak babu tane saari umar holi...
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    jat ka dimag

    ek be ek jaat bhai ne kaam te jana pad ja hai ar us dhore khulle 9 rupee rah hai to wo ek riksha aale nai bullawe hai 5 rupee me bat pakki ho ja hai itne mai 2 college ki chori aa ja hai ve nu kah hai riksha alle tai ak 6 rupee diyangee phelam hum ne lee chal jat keh hai ak 7 dunga phelam mai...
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    favourite time pass books

    hi guys ther are lots of thread like fav. movie, fav. movie dialouge,fav.punjabi songs so lets start a new thread for ur favourite books with their author name my list is start now.............................some motivational books .....THE SECRET..rhonda byrne ,UNLIMATED POWER....anthony...
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    rajniti

    ek chore ka babu neta tha te wo chora apne babu te nu bolya ke babu maine rajniti sikha de uka babu nu bola bete paka sikhe ga nu bolya haan bubu. uka babu nu bolya ek bete ek kaam kar ya bheet hai eke upper chad ja chora chad gya uka babu bolya bete eb kud ja chora bolya baba kete chot chat...
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    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    ar bhai bundi si chori te college mein nu bhi keh diya kare ya teh bahi gobar pathan ki machine hai jma. ar bhai hoi aawli bawli bat kare te us te nu keh diyya kare k tu bhi terawa mehina tyar rakhe hai
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    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    Ar bhai koi sheg 2 chalta ho te us te nu keh diya kare k iddala chlan lag rha hai janu dim bijlai mein gandsa chale hai ar bhai koi tej chalta ho te us nu keh diya kare k aag bal raha hai kateeee
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    original humor

    bhai ye do ghtna saachi pelhi jhajjar bus stand ke ek bhai dhore phone aya bank alya ka ke lone le lo badiy byaj dra pe de denge te wo tej ke bolya k thode dina mein mahri bikan aali hai hum thar te ey de da ge. Dusri ghatna when iwas travelling from jhajjar to my viallage te bhai conductor bola...
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    lugai pardhanmantri

    bhai ye lines main khuswant singh ke we indians te padhi the bat us tame ki hai jab indira gandhi pelhi be pardhanmantri bani thi to kushwantsingh ne ek jat te bughi ke pelhi bar desh me lugai pardhanmantri bani hai iss bare me app kya kehna chavoge jat: bahi iss desh ka nash ho liya ib lugai...
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    phylosphy of life

    Don’t let someone become a priority in your life ! When you are just an option for them ! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* never cry for any relation in life because for the one whom you cry does not deserve your tears and the one who deserves will never let you cry ! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* treat everyone...
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