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ek be ek bhai petrol pump pai ja hai ar nu kah hai ak ek rupee ka tel ghaal de wo petrol pump aala nyu kah hai ak ek rupee ka tel galwa ke kade ja ga te wo bhai bhi asli tha nyu kah hai ak hum te nyue rupeye mein aag la diya kare
 
Are kise ne kuch likhan diya karo yaar.jab dekho mere batte punjhad laga de se......balak ne motivate karan ki jagah balak ne udas aur kar do ho........

Bhai in punjhad lagan aala te ek request hai ki jab bhi koi punjhad lagao to ek joke sath me post karo...........kham kha punjhad dhunhan me jo time lagao ho us time me koi badiya sa joke post kar do to jl per sare bhai hash lenge.................

Bhai meri is baat per thoda amal kariyo........

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vikas
 
vikasJAT said:
Are kise ne kuch likhan diya karo yaar.jab dekho mere batte punjhad laga de se......balak ne motivate karan ki jagah balak ne udas aur kar do ho........

Bhai in punjhad lagan aala te ek request hai ki jab bhi koi punjhad lagao to ek joke sath me post karo...........kham kha punjhad dhunhan me jo time lagao ho us time me koi badiya sa joke post kar do to jl per sare bhai hash lenge.................

Bhai meri is baat per thoda amal kariyo........

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vikas
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fully agree with you Vikas bhai. Eb koi naya aaya te use ke pata ek yu kai baar pahle post ho liya. Rakesh bhai to thaalli dikhe. Par bhai Rakseh ibte jab bhi punjhad laave, ek naya chutkula post karna padega tujhe.
 
Bhans ne juwar kha li

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."

Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"
 
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Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."

Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"
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ibb rakesh tere punjhad laa kein daraawegaa
 
koi meer bhai jisa tha yo vo b nue kra kar usne handen jana hoga to chahe 10 ya 20 petrol ghalvae ...par iss te ghane nii kharchya kara ..pher papa te mangega ..apn pocket te na nikale ...
 
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