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    Meri Pasand Ka Hindi Song (Part 1)

    This song is for u Maa Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa Bheed Mein Yun Na Chodo Mujhe Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa Bhej Na Itna Door...
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    Tau on Buss

    Its not a fake ID , by mistake i was logged in ...vikas chahar is my brother
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    Tau on Buss

    Thanx keshav..chalo kisi ne to himayat li...ibb tu keh hai to main bhi idhar-udhar ke logon ki nhi sunungi:D:D aur issi tarah jokes bhejungi kyun thik kahi na:):)
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    Jaat kee presence of Mind .....

    kyun bhi itna doubt kyun hai ki ...chora jat ka tha ke na tha[:)]
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    Jat...

    Ek bar ek shahri adami apne dost ke sath uske gam mein aaya hua tha. Usko shikar karne ka bhi shauk tha. Ek din usne ghumte hue ek tittar (a bird) pe goli chalayi. Goli tittar ne lagi aur tittar tale gir pada. Upna Shahri bhai use thane ke liye bhajja. Eb bat nu hui ki tittar ek JAT bhai ke khet...
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    Jaat kee presence of Mind .....

    Ek mota sa Jaat ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya, "Re Jaat kay chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?" Jaat kaa bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main...
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    Tau on Buss

    Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have...
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    hi....Gud morning

    hi....Gud morning
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    "Main to lut jaoonga"

    A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed...
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    Shaadi ka darr..

    Ek bhai shaadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne shaadi tahi tyar kara do yo shaadi te bahut dare se."...
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    Aaj beta kit bhaajega

    Shanti tai jeen de de to sanjeet kun kehga issne.:D..arr kyun bechare itne sudhe chore ke peeche pad rahe ho saare..itni mehnet ka kaam to kar raha hai aagla..copy-paste mein bhi agle ka time lagta hai na:o:o:o:o:o apna keemti time barbaad kar raha hai jatland ke members pe..:):)
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    Sochne ka Nateeza.....

    Bera nhi tha bebe..ki yo joke pehle bhi tha issme..maine saare joke nhi padhe hue waise bhi...aur iss sanjeet ne mujhe nhi lagta koi joke aisa bhi hoga jo na daal rakha ho..[:)]
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    Sochne ka Nateeza.....

    Haryana mai sochaneka bahot totta sai. Jai sochenge to ultee sochenge, sudha konya sochde. Ek bar ek Tau ruhndi bhains liyaya jiske matlab lati gole seeng howe se. Ek din bhains baithee jugalan lagri thee/ Tau khat pai lotraya tha. wo sochan lagya ak mera pair( foot)—pher beech mai sochna band...
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    The Gr8 Smoking Tau

    isi tarika ka ek kisa ... ek rural born lekin urban broughtup bhai apne gaon jane k liye bus mein betha tha. uski seat per uske saath betha tau aaram sein Bidi phuk reha tha .. usne request ki ki tau bidi bhuja de.. Tau nei tedhi nazar sein dekte hue nazar andaz ker di baat.. is bhai nein phir...
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    Chora Jaat Ka

    zarur koshish karungi chore...lakho ke to kyun rakhungi:)
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    Chora Jaat Ka

    Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek chhori ne chhede tha. Us bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekhe thi. oos chhore ki harkat dekh ke bohat chow mei aa rahi thee, toh chhore te sabak sikhaan taayee waa chhore te boli "Re Tau...
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