Aaj beta kit bhaajega

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yo joke ek bina naam ki chhori ne haryanvi jokes community pe orkut main likh rakhya hai .... ude te manne tha liya
ek bai..khet mai..ek jaat hall bahan laag ra tha..uppar kai shiv ji parvati jaan the..parvati nai dekha..tai shiji tai boli...parabhu...yo bechara itni garmi mai...kaal ho ra hai..iski madad kardo..shivji bola bawali hai ke..YO JAT SAI INTE BACH KAI YE REHNA CHAHIYE..shivji ke kayi baarsamjhan tai bhi na maanni...tai last mai..donu jane paragat hoge..jat aage..shivjiu bolla ..ek maag ke vardaan mangna hai...jat bolla.VARDAAN NAI CHOR ...NU BATA YO GANDASA KIT TAI LAYA HAI...JASE HI WO PARVATI MAI JHAPTA...we dono..gayab hoge...ek din jaat ki mot hogi...er wo mar kai..uppar gya..tai..line laag ri thi..er shivji-parvati aage baithe the...faisla karan khattar...er kun sawar bhejna hi er kun narak..jat ka no. aya...tai shivji bolla aaj tu sahi fansa hai mere abhi batata hun tere ko.....jat bolla..MAI KE FANSA HUN....FUNSE TAI TU GYA AAJ MERE...US DIN TAI BHJA GA THA...ES GANDASE NAI LE KAI...AAJ BATA KIT BHAJEGA.....
 
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किस्सा तो बढ़िया सुनाया - पर भाई Orkut वालो, जाटलैंड का लिंक मैं बता देता हूं -

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dndeswal said:
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किस्सा तो बढ़िया सुनाया - पर भाई Orkut वालो, जाटलैंड का लिंक मैं बता देता हूं -

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Laage hai sir ya Maadhe PArvati ki Chepam Chepa ho re hai ......... we aade te tha ke lejyaan hain main ude te thaa lyaaa.............. koi na yo manne pedhya nahi tha ......... per apna e rashan paani tha ke le jya re thee ..... kime un ne kha liya bachya od main ude te tha lyaaa...........
 
Iss Sanjeet nai BAN kar dyo kam tai kam 2 mahiney tayi....jab iss ke deemag mai koye nayi Chuttkali aavegi:D...Reason for Ban- For posting old crap(Jokes) all in a day....without givimg it a thought ke hum itney FUNNY comments kyukar socheingey...iss ke chutkale REPEATED sain MAHREY comments tai konya:p
sanjeetsparp said:
Laage hai sir ya Maadhe PArvati ki Chepam Chepa ho re hai ......... we aade te tha ke lejyaan hain main ude te thaa lyaaa.............. koi na yo manne pedhya nahi tha ......... per apna e rashan paani tha ke le jya re thee ..... kime un ne kha liya bachya od main ude te tha lyaaa...........
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sunitahooda said:
Iss Sanjeet nai BAN kar dyo kam tai kam 2 mahiney tayi....jab iss ke deemag mai koye nayi Chuttkali aavegi:D...Reason for Ban- For posting old crap(Jokes) all in a day....without givimg it a thought ke hum itney FUNNY comments kyukar socheingey...iss ke chutkale REPEATED sain MAHREY comments tai konya:p
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hahahhahahahaha yo kaam te kerwa dyo .. main bhi nyu e chaahoon soon er na ye aade madraasi bhi aade aade lakhaawein sain .......... ke koon se site sai ...... yo mail kare sei ek ke kaam kare sai .................... un-ne bhi na bera is site ka ............. ude Gurgaon main te yaa bhi band ker rakhhi hai office main ................. rat ne ghar pe ja ke access kerni pade sai ......... 2 mahine nahi 1 saal tahin kerwa dyo ............... pher kaam chaalega ......... mere dhore mere tahin e time na bachhya ... :D:D:D:D:D
 
Manne laage jai tu nuay chutkalle cheppe gaya arr mai reply kare gayi tai mera boss nyu kehga- akk lya dey promotion ulti....tum na so Promote honn joge...killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii@ ulti promotion lenna:D:p
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hahahhahahahaha yo kaam te kerwa dyo .. main bhi nyu e chaahoon soon er na ye aade madraasi bhi aade aade lakhaawein sain .......... ke koon se site sai ...... yo mail kare sei ek ke kaam kare sai .................... un-ne bhi na bera is site ka ............. ude Gurgaon main te yaa bhi band ker rakhhi hai office main ................. rat ne ghar pe ja ke access kerni pade sai ......... 2 mahine nahi 1 saal tahin kerwa dyo ............... pher kaam chaalega ......... mere dhore mere tahin e time na bachhya ... :D:D:D:D:D
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Arre Sanjeet Bhai.............taane kyu pakka diye...........arre k bigadya ham ne tera........kyu Shanti te jin na deta......aisa ji kare....tane sikar dhuphari m.....baad k jirri k khet m...tere p sara din khadd (ghas-fuuns) padwaooooooooo aur sanjh ne jaati haana....tane dhyadi bhi na dyu........aur nyu kah dyu..pahle DND ji pe clearence le aa...ke tane kam sahi karya se ya nahi.....?

Jatland ke Mod se meri hath jod kar vinti hai k....sanjeet ji n aaj tak.......jitne chutkale copy/paste kiye hain..........utne din tak ban la dyooooooooooo ispe....plzzzzzzzzzzzz.....:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o......?
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virendernarwal said:
Arre Sanjeet Bhai.............taane kyu pakka diye...........arre k bigadya ham ne tera........kyu Shanti te jin na deta......aisa ji kare....tane sikar dhuphari m.....baad k jirri k khet m...tere p sara din khadd (ghas-fuuns) padwaooooooooo aur sanjh ne jaati haana....tane dhyadi bhi na dyu........aur nyu kah dyu..pahle DND ji pe clearence le aa...ke tane kam sahi karya se ya nahi.....?

Jatland ke Mod se meri hath jod kar vinti hai k....sanjeet ji n aaj tak.......jitne chutkale copy/paste kiye hain..........utne din tak ban la dyooooooooooo ispe....plzzzzzzzzzzzz.....:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o......?
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Narwal sahab pher te thode din ka ban laage-ga ......... nyu karo jitne manne post sain .... total mila ke .... jitne private message kare hain ...... er jitne profile visiter ke prifile main message chepe hain utne din .....

or jitne thread pe reply aaye hain ....................... pher kaam chaale ga thara bhi er mera bhi ..............

DnD sir ne bhi thoda sa saans aa jyaga .............. aaj kaal te we bhi dheele ped re hain ... kibe kibe kise taage ke phook maar jyaan hain ....

Kaal saanjh ki haar ib tahin na utri unki ....... ib laage sai saanjh ki chaa pe ke aawenge
 
Shanti tai jeen de de to sanjeet kun kehga issne.:D..arr kyun bechare itne sudhe chore ke peeche pad rahe ho saare..itni mehnet ka kaam to kar raha hai aagla..copy-paste mein bhi agle ka time lagta hai na:o:o:o:o:o
apna keemti time barbaad kar raha hai jatland ke members pe..:):)
 
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