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Desi...
ek baar ek bus ka conductor tha. usne har time bus ke sapne aaya karte. ek din uski marriage ho rahi thi.phere lene k baad patde par bathne laga toh apni lugayii te bola --bebe thodi side mein hole ,do sawari aur aa jangi :D **************************************************8 Ek be ek Tau Dilli... -
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Tau ki karamaat
Tau ki to mauj c hogi... :D free mai ghumna ar galle churma....tau ne to churma ki a ticket bana li:D:D Kasuta chutkala sunaya.... aur aan do:cool: -
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Naya banwa denge....
Raldu master school mai padan koni jaya karda...ek baar usne bera pat ga ki school ki inspection karan DEO kal aavega...Agle din DEO aaya ar wo sidha Raldu master ki class mai gaya jade wo Hindi ki class leve tha ar Ramayan padan laag ra tha...DEO ne Balka te Pucha-Shiv ka dhanus kisne toda... -
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Hanuman Ke Paas Ja.
nd Ib samajh mai aaya police station mai Puliciye Hanuman ki pooja kyan te kara kare se:D:D -
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Badallan kai Dillll ho gayi
nd bhai.... :D:D Kasuta sunaya bhai..... laga reh:D:D -
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Kawad kyan khatar lagwaye se.....
School te aande hodi Raldu ar Gabru ki ladai hogi..Raldu,Gabru te halka pada tha jyante wo uske thapad maar k ghar kaani bhaj liya ar nohre mai badde kiwad band kar liye...Gabru k cho aa ra tha ar nu bolya-Darpok,kiwad band kar liye,himmat se to bahr aa...Raldu ne jhanki kholi ar muh kad k... -
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Jat hi Jat
bina licence... :D:D re bhai bina licence bandook na mildi..tu to marwan k kaam batave se..:cool: -
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Rove kyan te se...
ek baar fattu chori karda pakda gaya ...court meh nathu judge fattu pe puchan lagya.... Haan bhai fattu aaj te pahle tu kade jail meh gaya se? jail ka naam sunde fattu ron lagya ar darda-darda bolya -Judge sahab mei to aaj te pahlya kade b jail mai koni gaya.Nathu judge bolya- Pher itni si baat... -
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Bhains bhandh le.....
Raldu ar Ramlu apne ghara baithe dudh peen laag raye the ...unti dudh peende dekh ke ek billi ode aake baithgi ar meauuuuuuu meauuuuuuu karan lagi usti meauuuu meauuuuu kardi ne ghani haan hogi thi..Ramlu uski meauuuu meauuuuuuu te tang hoke bolya-ak kyante meauuuun meauuuuun la rakhi se ghana... -
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Hoola kyan te kar rakha se..
Fattu ke gharan ek kutiya aayi kardi ar wo uski khub seva baadi kara karda ek din uski gharaali bhateri ne puch liya--- Haan jee tamhe iss kutiya ki itni sewa kyan te kara karo so...? Fattu bola-- mai isme apni mara hodi maa ki aatma dekhu su....Kai din nue bit gaye ek din kutiya ke pache pache... -
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Maaf kariye baibe....
Ek baar tai bharto rasoi mai roti banave thi ki itne haan mai rasoi ka faras pata ar usme te maati mai sane hoya ek aadmi likda:cool: Tai bharto ne uste dekhde jor ki kilki maari:D wo aadmi gabra ke bola-- Maaf kariye baibe co-operative bank soch ke aaga:D -
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fuk maar diye
Fattu gana kanjoos tha...ek baar uska baabu gana e bimar pad ga..ar raat ne uske chati mai dard uthga..fattu uske baabu ne bola baabu mai gaya ar nu aaya..ar jad jee e likdan lageje to jaandi jaandi is mombati k fuk maar diye:D -
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Rotian ka bichaala.
u naz bateue a khaya kare se k... saari duniya in bateuan k pache pad gi.......bateu se ke naz k bairi..:D -
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Donu Paasye Te
andy tha ...... :D :D :D :D utt ki sawari :D :D :D :D andy -
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Maari baibe ka bihah se....
Appu hathi talab mai nahan lag rah tha,kayi chuhe kathe hoke aaye ar bole- Re,appu bahar aayi tere te kaam se. Appu bahar aake- ke kaam se ? chuhe- kaal hamne tera kacha chahiye. Appu- kahnte? chuhe- kaal mahri baibe ka bihah se uska tent lavenge....:D -
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lath ke tere baabu ka se...
ek baar haryanvi,rajasthani,kashmiri ar punjabi videsh yatra pe jave the rah mai rastiye rastriye jhande pe baat chal padi to rajasthani bolya-jhande mai kesriyo rang maaro hai! kashimiri bolya-safed rang hamara hai! punjabi bolya- hara rang sada hai! ar fer ve tino mil ke haryanvi te puchan...