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An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. >The Yankee, drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, >pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."...

> > CAMEL > > > > A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby > > camel asked .... > > > > Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions? > > > > Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? > > > > Baby: Why do camels have humps? > > > >...

Hi, Try to answer if u can......... based on minimum no of clues...! Clue no: 1 - In a Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clue no: 2 - He was the...

Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff. Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure...

1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan. 2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha. 3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali. 4)F1 - Guide. 5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah. 6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa. 7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate. 8) Undo - Aa ab...

Laloo Prasad sent his Resume to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo...

1 . Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back. 3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill...

HI..EVERYBODY. I TRUST YOU`LL FIND THIS INTERSTING SECRET ...OF USSR Focus on problems or solutions I got this interesting mail, which I felt would make good reading. Difference between "Focus on problems" and "Focus on solutions" " This is really simple and interesting. Very often we...

Hi ! Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe hon aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhaag jaye. Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAAI bana sakti hai. So please Be careful .

Read this.. This is a FACT. Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000 Office expenditure per month : 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily BETA...

this thread is for the funny shers.. so those who have the shayari skills are welcome... I start with some ............. Maine tujhe chaha tujhe abla samajhkar. Tere baap ne mujhe peeta tabla samajhkar. Kal milye the toh baja dil mein ek sound aaj milye toh file not found! woh sadak ke...

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll...

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question juz confuse the questioner. These are some of the tricky questions asked in UPSC and answered accordingly. Question and the Answer given by...

I know its little lengthy but absolutely worth reading...I hope it will make a lot of sense to you!! >All Hard workers...Don't miss this... > >Read It Completely..... > >An unwise investment!!! > >A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, >to find his >5-year old son waiting for...

The most selfish one letter word ................ "I" avoid it. The most satisfying two-letter word............ "WE" use it. The most poisonous three-letter word ........ "EGO" Kill it...

Mr. poonia is correct that yash tonk is jat and his family lives in hisar, his uncle is a J.E. in gurgaon and his cousin brother had just finished his engineering from gurgaon. He is one of the jat actors in bollywood who had performed well. He is a graduate from Kirori Mal College DU

If ur cell battery is very low, u r expecting an important call and u don't have a charger.Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, key is "*3370#" Ur cell will restart with this reserve and ur instrument will show a 50%incerase in battery.This reserve will get charged when...

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke. The...

If You Love Someone - THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... THE NEW VERSIONS R..... Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as...

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? One day an employee sends a letter to H er boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo $t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under$ tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $ o much...