1 liners

[fool4love]

Q: what is the opposite of Nag panchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

A blonde walks in a library and says to the librarian, "I want a hamburger."
The librarian looks at her and says, "Excuse me! This is the library!"
Blonde apoligises and says, (whisper) "I want a hamburger."

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo.
Wife:but why?
Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20. ...

Once a sardar goes to buy underwear. On choosing one he ask for its price. The shopkeaper said it cost u 500 rupees. On this sardar said 'oye daily wear dikha party wear nahi'

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

 

[lalit_nashier]

के चेप िदया यार

 

[deepshi]

hehe-good one

really funny
all f them!

Q: what is the opposite of Nag panchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

A blonde walks in a library and says to the librarian, "I want a hamburger."
The librarian looks at her and says, "Excuse me! This is the library!"
Blonde apoligises and says, (whisper) "I want a hamburger."

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo.
Wife:but why?
Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20. ...

Once a sardar goes to buy underwear. On choosing one he ask for its price. The shopkeaper said it cost u 500 rupees. On this sardar said 'oye daily wear dikha party wear nahi'

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

 

[anupam]

Some more One Liners... w/o question-answer!

1. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

2. Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

3. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

4. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to
use.

5. I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

6. The road to success is always under construction.

7. I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

8. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

9. Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

10. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

11. Born free; Taxed to death.

12. Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have
film.

13. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

14. Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.

15. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

16. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray
and the blinking red light.

17. The hardest part of skating is the ice.

18. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the other three, he was the genius.

19. The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to
appreciate it.

20. If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

21. If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

22. Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

23. It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

24. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

25. Someday is not a day of the week.

 

[lalit_nashier]

कोए बात ना लागे रहो

 

[rekharathee]

heyy ramm...............,
kamalji appne tee hadd karre ee di thi jammma, gelyaa ye orr b shuru ho gyee,

 

[lalit_nashier]

heyy ramm...............,
kamalji appne tee hadd karre ee di thi jammma, gelyaa ye orr b shuru ho gyee,

मेरे क्यो पाछ ए लाग री स . .......
मन ए के तेरी भैस खोल दी . .. अक कुछ बेर कर री स

 

[lalit_nashier]

अर मन ए तो कुछ भी ना िलखा .......... ये लाग रे स .. ......


एक लेन कह क 25 25 िलखन

 

[lalit_nashier]

रेखा

वा भी पढ ये एक ब

Humor
Post ::: Raam Raam

 

[rekharathee]

मेरे क्यो पाछ ए लाग री स . .......
मन ए के तेरी भैस खोल दी . .. अक कुछ बेर कर री स

hahahhaha, arr lalit mein b nee kahann ne ho rri thi, jitt jaoon hun, tu manne aagge pavve see, addyaa-baddi, hahhahaha akk bera na mein ee tanne aagge paoon suun,

appar assli baat yaa see........... donuaan ne kimme kaam na paarya, yadde no. of posts baddan laag ree seen khamkhaa mein binna baat ki b baaat bannan laag ree seen, ibb aggla reply mannya karriye isspe, hahhahahahhahahahahah, na tee fer manne koi comment likhna padd jyaaga, fer tu nuu keh ga akk manne k teri bhains khol di

 

[choudharyneelam]

funny stuff....hahahahahahaha

 

[lalit_nashier]

hahahhaha, arr lalit mein b nee kahann ne ho rri thi, jitt jaoon hun, tu manne aagge pavve see, addyaa-baddi, hahhahaha akk bera na mein ee tanne aagge paoon suun,

appar assli baat yaa see........... donuaan ne kimme kaam na paarya, yadde no. of posts baddan laag ree seen khamkhaa mein binna baat ki b baaat bannan laag ree seen, ibb aggla reply mannya karriye isspe, hahhahahahhahahahahah, na tee fer manne koi comment likhna padd jyaaga, fer tu nuu keh ga akk manne k teri bhains khol di

ना आज पाछ ए कोए कमेनट ना करु .................... राजी रहीये

hohohohohohohohohohohohoho
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

kilki @ कमेनट


cheers.....................................

 

[lalit_nashier]

hahahhaha, arr lalit mein b nee kahann ne ho rri thi, jitt jaoon hun, tu manne aagge pavve see, addyaa-baddi, hahhahaha akk bera na mein ee tanne aagge paoon suun,

appar assli baat yaa see........... donuaan ne kimme kaam na paarya, yadde no. of posts baddan laag ree seen khamkhaa mein binna baat ki b baaat bannan laag ree seen, ibb aggla reply mannya karriye isspe, hahhahahahhahahahahah, na tee fer manne koi comment likhna padd jyaaga, fer tu nuu keh ga akk manne k teri bhains khol di

जाट्लेंड पे के कोए टरोफी की कह राखी स . ...............
के जीस की पोस्ट सब त खनी होगी . ....... उस न देगें ..... ..................
hehehe

kilki @ टरोफी

 

[rekharathee]

ना आज पाछ ए कोए कमेनट ना करु .................... राजी रहीये

hohohohohohohohohohohohoho
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

kilki @ कमेनट


cheers.....................................

hahhahaahha lalitt tu te "feel-mehsus" karr gyaa

arrr kehtta-2 bhi katthhe do commennatt marr gyaa, rajji reh,