A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and
I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunitha I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll
marry you next year!
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WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED THE FIRST NEGRO.
SHIT I BURNT ONE....
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum
hi meri kavita ho, prerna ho, hawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, vijay ho!
I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunitha I want to marry you.
SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you
SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll
marry you next year!
* * * * * * *
WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED THE FIRST NEGRO.
SHIT I BURNT ONE....
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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum
hi meri kavita ho, prerna ho, hawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho, vijay ho!