10 bori bajra

Ek be ek jaat ghani buri halat me tha balak ghane the dharti thodi kati bhukha maran ki naubat aa rahi thi.
Marta kya n karta usne sochi Ek Shamshan ghat dhore aali dharti khali padi hai wa e bounga janki.
Hal lejaki lagya dharti bhan Ek chakkar laya e tha ki ek bhootni prakat hui aur boli: E Kisan kya karta hai.
Jaat: Dekhti nahi Dharti bhaaon su Bajra bounga.
Bhootni: Tu yahan hal mat chala ye mhara ghar se, ebe to mera aadmi (bhoot) kite ja rahya se sanj aawega to tere ghar 10 bori bajra bhijwadynge.

Jaat ne sochi ya to bangi baat er kush hoki ghar chala gaya.

Sanj ne Bhoot aaya dharti kudi hui deh ke bhootni te bolya : Yo chautra kine paadya to bhootni ne sari ghatna sunayi.
Bhoot bolya (gusse me) thik se main usne de ki aaon su bajra,Isa haal karoonga khada hon joga bhi na rahga, er chal uske ghar ki aur.

Ghar ka seen: Jaat ne saanj ne pawwoa maar rakhya er uske 5-6 balak rotiya khatar chirli maren wo bichara paiyaa aadh paa doodh leki aawe balkan khatar er ek billi roj une peeja aaj usne sochi ya billi aawe kit te se une dekha bahi Kiwaad moonda pache khidki me ek mogla se billi use me te rooj aawe se wo bhai phookni chimta jhadoo le ki baith gaya khidki dhore ek aaj to billi ne chhodun koni.

Idhar bhoot aaya jaat ke ghar dekhya ghar to saari od te band sochya kukar bhitar bhadoon, usne khidki ka moghla dikgaya une sochi e mogle me te billi ban ki bad jaan soon.

Une bhai ban ki billi sar diya khidki bhitar udhar te nashe me dutt jaat ne adaayi phookni ghetti tale er laggya maran jhadoo sar pe.

Bhoot apne asli roop me aate hue chillaya: margya re margya........
Jaat bolya tu kun se re
Bhoot: bhai main Shamshan aala bhoot su.
Jaat : nu kukar aaya, er bajra kit se
Bhoot: Bhai ebe to me nu bujjan aaya tha ek tu bajra bajra lega ek pooli bhi lega
 
rocky bhai tene kise t duchmani khadni ho to bata de main to uska naam lekin mar janga

bhai bushman ko aapne haato se saza dunga tabi to maja ayega

aap ki vhaja se saza mili to main sacchi dushmani kasie nibhayunga

dosti karo ya dushmani per honi sacchi chiye:rock
 
gud one... but again classic.. many times repeated here

dhillon bhai maane bhi sun len de koi chutkula......tu to kati raj bhai ke pachha hi pad gya.......ghesla le ka......
bhai thamne JATLAND join kari 2004 ma.....ar hum ibi naye-naye hai......
ib maane ke bera pahlam kya-kya rach rakhya hai thaamne yahan......

ar raj bhai tu bas nue lagya ro.......
....ghana andi tha yo wala bhi.......
 
dhillon bhai maane bhi sun len de koi chutkula......tu to kati raj bhai ke pachha hi pad gya.......ghesla le ka......
bhai thamne JATLAND join kari 2004 ma.....ar hum ibi naye-naye hai......
ib maane ke bera pahlam kya-kya rach rakhya hai thaamne yahan......

ar raj bhai tu bas nue lagya ro.......
....ghana andi tha yo wala bhi.......

mafi de do bhai... raj chutkale toh bade badhiya le raya se.... maine sochya thoda constructive criticize kar donga toh aur bhi andy andy chutkale aawenge....... raj bhai tu lagya reh ... i dont mind gud jokes again n again
 
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