15 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

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15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK :p

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
 
kyuun marvao so

Dalal Sahab,

Kyun marvao so mhaare jisse na peen aala nai.........Devender Bhai sahab lage raho Samaj Seva main :) :)

good one :)

rsdalal said:
Bera na inn office alla ne kyun na samajh me aanti itni see baat...
 
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