Dear jatland members,
This joke was shared by Mr. Virender Dev Bhukhar in the recent jat get-together in Sydney on March 9.
Here it goes:
Ek gam main ek baniye ka ladka aur ek jat ka ladka bina biyahe rahge. Kuch dino ke baad baniye ke ladke ka biyah hoga. Jat ke ne pucha, aanrah tera biyah kukar hoga. Baniye ka bolya bhai mane to 'Mata' ke aage matha tek ke dua mangi thi ki hey mata agar mera biyah ho jya to main tere upar bali chadhaunga. Eb bhai mera biyah hoga aur mane ek 'Murgi' ki bali mata pe chadha di. Jat ka bolya, dekh bhai teri meri dosti this gam main, eb tera biyah hoga aur main ekla rah gya, mane bhi kuch karna paraga. Jat ke ne sochi 'Shivji' pe chal. Shivalaya mai ja ke bolaya, Shivji Maharaj, mera biyah karwa de, main bhi tere upar bali chadha dunga. Thore dino ke baad jat ke ka bhi biyah ho gya. Eb bari aai bali ki. Uski najar pari gam ke jhote pe. Legaya pakar ke aur ja ke Shivling ke bandh diya. Bolaya Shivji maharaj, ya rahi teri bali, esne chahe mar ke kha, chahe jinde ne kha, chahe paka ke kha aur chache kache ne kha, teri marji, aur ghar ne agaya. Thori der te jhota khara rahay par usne ke adat thi khunte ke bandhan ki, mara ek jhatka aur shivling ukhar gya, jhota chal paraya gam ki taraf. Jab vo shivling jhote ke peron main lagaya, to jhota dar gya aur bhaj liya, bhajta bhajta mata ke mandir ke samane se ja tha, te mata shivji ne dekh ke muskarai aur boli Shivji, yo ke huya, aaj te jhote ke payan main lot rahe ho. Shivji bolya: Ghani mat na muskurave, tane baniye ka biyah karwaya tha, kise jat ka biyah karwa ke dekh bera pate.
This joke was shared by Mr. Virender Dev Bhukhar in the recent jat get-together in Sydney on March 9.
Here it goes:
Ek gam main ek baniye ka ladka aur ek jat ka ladka bina biyahe rahge. Kuch dino ke baad baniye ke ladke ka biyah hoga. Jat ke ne pucha, aanrah tera biyah kukar hoga. Baniye ka bolya bhai mane to 'Mata' ke aage matha tek ke dua mangi thi ki hey mata agar mera biyah ho jya to main tere upar bali chadhaunga. Eb bhai mera biyah hoga aur mane ek 'Murgi' ki bali mata pe chadha di. Jat ka bolya, dekh bhai teri meri dosti this gam main, eb tera biyah hoga aur main ekla rah gya, mane bhi kuch karna paraga. Jat ke ne sochi 'Shivji' pe chal. Shivalaya mai ja ke bolaya, Shivji Maharaj, mera biyah karwa de, main bhi tere upar bali chadha dunga. Thore dino ke baad jat ke ka bhi biyah ho gya. Eb bari aai bali ki. Uski najar pari gam ke jhote pe. Legaya pakar ke aur ja ke Shivling ke bandh diya. Bolaya Shivji maharaj, ya rahi teri bali, esne chahe mar ke kha, chahe jinde ne kha, chahe paka ke kha aur chache kache ne kha, teri marji, aur ghar ne agaya. Thori der te jhota khara rahay par usne ke adat thi khunte ke bandhan ki, mara ek jhatka aur shivling ukhar gya, jhota chal paraya gam ki taraf. Jab vo shivling jhote ke peron main lagaya, to jhota dar gya aur bhaj liya, bhajta bhajta mata ke mandir ke samane se ja tha, te mata shivji ne dekh ke muskarai aur boli Shivji, yo ke huya, aaj te jhote ke payan main lot rahe ho. Shivji bolya: Ghani mat na muskurave, tane baniye ka biyah karwaya tha, kise jat ka biyah karwa ke dekh bera pate.
