A Mathematician's Love Letter

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A Mathematician's Love Letter
De-Morgan's Law, Binomial Avenue, United States of Matrices.


My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the
limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a
set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima,of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras

R.S.Singh
Engg.[System Intigration]
CMC Ltd., Kolkata
 
reply from the wife comes;

Dear Pyth,

All I can see is that your oval shape head is nothing but a null set. Till date you have not understood the mechanism of distorting the shape of zero to make it look like heart.

Yours
Shakuntala Devi
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RK^2
 
bhai very good letter.
ein mathematic walon ki to jindgi hi forumlas mein atak jaati hai

witty stuff!

rock on
Jit
 
rkumar said:
reply from the wife comes;

Dear Pyth,

All I can see is that your oval shape head is nothing but a null set. Till date you have not understood the mechanism of distorting the shape of zero to make it look like heart.

Yours
Shakuntala Devi
........................................

RK^2
hehehe r k uncle ,,, jisaa aa gaya padh ke:D :D :D
 
great answer

sahi likha hai RK uncle. and u also jit bhai, ye log to formulas per hi aakar aatak jate hai. bur RK uncle ki baat sabse sahi lagi mughe.

R.S.Singh
Engg. [SI]
CMC Ltd., Kolkata
 
heheehehehe

nice love letter
btw if someone try this letter then its sure that :rolleyes: uski gf k tou varai nyrai :eek: ho ja gai....................

:D :D hehehehehehehehehehehehehe..............:D :D
 
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