Alcohol tastes horrible !
You haven't tasted the best ones so far .By the way which one / ones have you tasted ?Seems you have just tasted the rest of them and have somehow managed to miss the best of them .
I have never been able to understand why people drink it. Its so yuckeeee. Aur jo nashay ke liye pitain hai...hum toh bina piye nashain main rehte hain.
As far as boozing and fagging or any other addictions are concerned its more about what gives one a high.For me caffeine is more than enough for someone else may be cocaine is just as good as glucose
As for smoking, have you ever been close to someone who smokes. Uggh. Their breath stinks ! Just can't stand it.
IS the pun on close intended ? * CONFUSED*
Again it seems you havent been fortunate enough to be close to the best of smokers and have somehow always been close to the worst of smokers .
One of my ex gf who was a nonsmoker never use to lemme smooch her if I had smoked and we use to date each other for 8 to 10 hours daily .SO in those 8 to 10 hours I was like both in heaven as well as in hell , something like a thirsty person who is tied to a tree on the banks of a river .I had just one choice - either i could smoke or i cud smooch and trust me i didnt wanted to miss either of these as both of them were equal turn ons for me .Soon she was smart enough to realise that not letting me smooch her was as big a loss of hers as mine and so to cope up with the smell thingy , she too started fagging ( I am very comfortable with women who fag, rather get along brilliantly with such fems ) and then the smooches again started tasting as sweet as honey .
Smart smokers always know the art of smoking ie to smoke along with some liquid, could be tea , coffee , softdrink , hard drink et al .They never just smoke , they make sure that they take a sip / gulp of their favourite drink before every deep drag they take and at the end of the sutta take a few more sips/ slugs to drown the smell and this is followed by consuming some mouth freshners like mints , saunf or anything else.
This not only escalates the taste and enjoyment of the sutta but also prevents them from oozing that stink .
And how does a teetotatler and a non smoker knows all this .Well yours unruly was once into chain smoking and daily drinking , back in the days of yore, 4 years ago .
Fav daaru was - Bushmills
Fav Sutta - Davidoff.
Fav Cocktail - Sex on the beach .
NOw toh I just take a drink and a sutta to celebrate life's little occasions - like tuesday- it comes just once a week .
