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arundeswal

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Hello everyone,
I've been a member for some time now, but have never posted any material. Reading through some jokes posted here, i also remebered a joke and thought I'd share it with you. Apologies if it has already been posted earlier.


Science ki class mein teacher ne baalkan te bhujya?

"Bataoo baalkon, Pet(stomach) kis kaam aata hai?"

Ek chhore ne phatt haat khadya karya arr bolya,
"Jee, Naada Bhandhan khatir!"
 
hahahahaa...............

arundeswal said:
Science ki class mein teacher ne baalkan te bhujya?

"Bataoo baalkon, Pet(stomach) kis kaam aata hai?"

Ek chhore ne phatt haat khadya karya arr bolya,
"Jee, Naada Bhandhan khatir!"
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hahahahhahaa..............hahhahaha..........oo betha dii jellii pait main desuu bhai....hahahaha..............hahahaha.........kilkii pe kilki.@naada baandhann taai......hahaha:D:D:D:D

kasut betha diya bhai.........mojj kar dii tannee tadki tadkii.....ibb datiye mannaa........arr le tere belcome ka guldastaa.....with extra chamkii ......khi khi khi@extra chamkii......:D:D

ndi sauda:D
 
arundeswal said:
Hello everyone,
I've been a member for some time now, but have never posted any material. Reading through some jokes posted here, i also remebered a joke and thought I'd share it with you. Apologies if it has already been posted earlier.


Science ki class mein teacher ne baalkan te bhujya?

"Bataoo baalkon, Pet(stomach) kis kaam aata hai?"

Ek chhore ne phatt haat khadya karya arr bolya,
"Jee, Naada Bhandhan khatir!"
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hahahhaahhaa O khupatti chorre.....tu maanya nahi......aarre bhi aa gya........tere kitt narra bandhe tha......tanne to langoot bandhnaa hai...er akhadde mein khustti ghallni hai...........hahahahahaha ha ha ha....lekin ND joke tha.......swaad aa gya.......er bhai nyu e aan diya karr kadde kadde.........

bhai reh iss jokerri pe koi sa rukka nahi maar dega na te rolla ho jya ga......:D:D:D:D:D......yu mera ND dhabbi se.....er nyu na batun ke you waise kun se..........;)

bhai arun Raam raam kar diye sabne mere naam ki ghar mein.....:)
 
Teri shuru ki angreji padh kai manne sochi thi-AKK NON-JAT JOKE SAI....:D :D :p :p ....shukar bata di na tai naad mai nadaa bandhya kartey log....hahahahahahahaha
 
sonney sey kam nahi khoo jayey to gamm nahi !! hehe khi khi

arey o ,,, haahahahah nd joke cheap diyaa,,,,,,,, kit thaa eb laag tu??? ger issey iisey 5`76 aur ,,,,,,,,,,,, julmi,,, ib naa datiyey,,,, aan de nuey :D :p ;) :D
 
Sahi Uttar

Bahi aap sabh ne to mauj kar dee, itni jaldi jaldi replies likh dale.. isste aachha welcome aur ke hoga. raam raam bhai keshav.. issi vishay pe ek aur Lo....

Madam boli - " Baalkon batao... Do Muh Chhote, Ar Ek Mooh Badda, Ar Aadhe aadmi ne Satt ke khaddya?? Bolo ke ?"

s......i.......l......e.......n.....c.......e

Wohe Chhora - "Jee... Pajama!! "
 
hahahahahahahaha.....2 muh baddey arr ek muh chhota....ke bollun ibb iss baat pai...issey tai ghaney saudey sain....:) :D :p :D ....aajey geregaa ke sarey....madda sa sustaa ley
 
arundeswal said:
Bahi aap sabh ne to mauj kar dee, itni jaldi jaldi replies likh dale.. isste aachha welcome aur ke hoga. raam raam bhai keshav.. issi vishay pe ek aur Lo....

Madam boli - " Baalkon batao... Do Muh Chhote, Ar Ek Mooh Badda, Ar Aadhe aadmi ne Satt ke khaddya?? Bolo ke ?"

s......i.......l......e.......n.....c.......e

Wohe Chhora - "Jee... Pajama!! "
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hahhahahaahaha :D:D:D oooo kamiin......killkki.....tu uude koi pahelliyan ki pustikka leke baithya se ke.......hahaha killkki @ pustikka..........
er tanne yu SILENCE te badde syle mein likhya bhai re........isne paddke ek be te mein bichal gaya tha....:eek: hakke yu jawab te na hai master ke prashan ka.......hahhahahhaahhahaha.......

er sunn ib tu nayi thread shuru kar le kitt saare chutkalle uurf pahelli aare hi bhuujegaa........hahahaaah.........er iss pajaame ke kyun latak rehya hai...........aaj akhaare mein.......

bhai re ghhaanna swaad aa gya......chalan de nyu-e
 
bhai re... aruney.............

ND ............. souda........ phenk gyaa chorey............. nue laggya rahiye............. arr ibb iss pajame ne chord ke kudte kadte pe aajya............. hahahahahhahaha.......... arr heartly welcome on JATLAND...........
 
ek baar meri class main ek bhai nai likh diya tha........

sawaal tha ke fill in the blanks.........

Gaay chara khane ke baad............ karti hai.

aana to tha jugaali parr bhai likh diya..........

Gaay chara khane ke baad choth karti hai!!!!!!!!

er 9th class main ek na jansankya vardhi ke essay main

likh rakya.........ser ka baccha ek hi accha
 
amitsangwan003 said:
ek baar meri class main ek bhai nai likh diya tha........

sawaal tha ke fill in the blanks.........

Gaay chara khane ke baad............ karti hai.

aana to tha jugaali parr bhai likh diya..........

Gaay chara khane ke baad choth karti hai!!!!!!!!

er 9th class main ek na jansankya vardhi ke essay main

likh rakya.........ser ka baccha ek hi accha
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahha

mittey, jibb tharre massterraan ne bhi yoi ee "fill in d blank" bharvana payya tha, issmme te koi bhi confuse ho sakke see hahahahahahah@ confuse
ekk be tee padd ke master b chakkarri kha gya hoga, akk iskke kaatta maarrun akk rght hahahhahaah
@kaatta
 
achhaaaaa,,,gaad diya fotu!

arr teri sikall bi katti unexpected likdi,,,kilkiiiiii
katti nadaan sa leege se tu te:D :p :p ;)
satyeshwar said:
Bhai, kati unexpected answer tha!!! Unexpected post ki dhaal! :p
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