" AA gya kilkki taull-1 " SABTE BADDA KAUN????

:)kar dyo kahani puri

IBB MAINNE PADHANN DYO
SARE
TAMM KAR DYO KAHANI PURI
aake dekhungi
kis kis ne kitni joddi,
kitni patti dhoti chorre ki,
kitni baki chodi?

hass hass jai pet na futte
fer kitki lanka jodi
mainne kitt ki lanka jodii
:) :) :)
KAR dyo ya adhuri kahani puri
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preetikhatri said:
desi dirty picture?
"Picture main dekhu kyukar
mera saajan baithya durr
uppar tae ye paper aa re
mere sapne churam churr"

usspe tu hai dil jalawe kisa bairri ho rha sai
padhan le thode dinn baith k
fer dekhungi
kitki picture kitt ka tu chorra sai?

(gaam main chotta sa balak b kise ka chacha tau ho sake hai rishte main)
"logic b madda sa dekh le kyu
dirty picture banawe hai
akk seeng bhidan me tainne ghanna majja aave sai??"
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Akal godya tein talle ja li teri madi si sangwa le
 
:)

rakeshsehrawat said:
Akal godya tein talle ja li teri madi si sangwa le
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nyu bata sangawau kyukar??
godda tae talle tae itni uppar lyau kyukar??

uu to manne DIMAG KA CT SCAN karvaya tha
usme to yo usse jagah paya tha??
tu k antaryammi hoya
jo tainne di akal talle pahuncha??
issa jae tere me HOSHIYARI HAI
tai kaam ora k aa!
main to ora k tae b kaam chala lungi
main na manu teri bat ka dukh
oraa ki khushi main hai mere sare sukh
 
preetikhatri said:
(gaam main chotta sa balak b kise ka chacha tau ho sake hai rishte main)
"logic b madda sa dekh le kyu
akk seeng bhidan me tainne ghanna majja aave sai??"
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Wrong. Koyi chhota balak chacha to ho sakey sei, tau nahin ! Tau hamesha apne pita se jyada umar ka hota hai. Ismein seeng bhidan wali koyi baat nahin !

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its jst a joke section v r nt fighting

SIRJI
ye to mujhe b pata hai k tau papa k bade bhai ko kaha jata hai
"YES ITS my mistake dat tau relation me b ho to b bada hi hota hai"
n i forgot k chacha likha tha ya tau
"1st post me kam umar ka kahne se matlab tha ki
age gap bahut jyada nhi tha agewise kai tau 40 sal bade b ho skte hai
n 20 sal bade b.
:)
 
preetikhatri said:
SIRJI
ye to mujhe b pata hai k tau papa k bade bhai ko kaha jata hai
"YES ITS my mistake dat tau relation me b ho to b bada hi hota hai"
n i forgot k chacha likha tha ya tau
"1st post me kam umar ka kahne se matlab tha ki
age gap bahut jyada nhi tha agewise kai tau 40 sal bade b ho skte hai
n 20 sal bade b.
:)
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Red wali line ki possibility kam hi hai
 
hmmm

rakeshsehrawat said:
Red wali line ki possibility kam hi hai
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Well pahle jamane me kam umar me byah diya karte
arr 15-16 ki umar me balak ho jaya karte,uss hisab se agar
6 mahine bada b hoya to tau ho ske hai,
n 'meri tai ne bhoot tha legya koi chotta balak b kah sake hai'
ok to us hisab se
tau majje se 20 sal bada ho skta hai

n further aap jitni red line lagaoge utna achha hai
main galti kam karungi MASTERJI ;) ;)
 
preetikhatri said:
IBB MAINNE PADHANN DYO
SARE
TAMM KAR DYO KAHANI PURI
aake dekhungi
kis kis ne kitni joddi,
kitni patti dhoti chorre ki,
kitni baki chodi?

hass hass jai pet na futte
fer kitki lanka jodi
mainne kitt ki lanka jodii
:) :) :)
KAR dyo ya adhuri kahani puri
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बढ़िया तुक बंदी स ,मंडी रह !!
 
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