aaiye re mere holdaar

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ek be bhai ek budhiya ek murga paal ri thi ar uska naam dhar ri thi holdaar,,,,,,te usne roj kehti rehti aaiye re mere holdaar tanne kheer khuwaaun ,,,,aaiye re mere holdaar tanne guldaana khuwaun,aaiye re mere holdaar tane dyun halwa ,,,

uske ghar ke saare aale ghar me teen chaar chadde(unmarried men) reha karte....we us budhiya ki ye baat sun sun roz jalle jaate ak yo murga aache swaad le ra sai ar humne aachi tariyan roti bhi na milti ,,,,,,,,te bhai ek din wa budhiya ja rhi thi sheher(rohtak) me ....te unne paache te bana liya prograam... pehlyan te aachi saahri daaru ar pher us holdaar ki gudddi pakad lyaae ar raandh(fry) ke paad bagaya bhai holdaar.......:D

aagle din aai budhiya ar laagi bulan apne holdaar ne te koi aawaz e na aai ,, te laagi usne dhundn ar phonchi un chaddyan dhore ,,poocha unteen ak re dekhya tamne mera holdaar... te ek julme bolya TAAI TERE HOLDAAR KA TE BERA NA PAR UKI WARDI TE KURDIYAN PE PADI SAI:D:D
 
bhai rathhe todd ho gaya

wardi....lol hahahha..
:D:D bhai tanne bhi yo chukala paad bagaya....;)
ghanne din mein sunn issa chutkala.......
kiitte woh to ta na tha bairii, laage se tane ghanne holdaar baga rakhe sein....:p
 
Bhai julam krya holdaar gelyan arr tai gelyaan....issi nahi karni chahiye thi. Tai ke ladd ka latoo bana diya salya nei...ha...ha..ha. Bighnni joke tha.
 
hahaha

keshavdahiya said:
wardi....lol hahahha..
:D bhai tanne bhi yo chukala paad bagaya....;)
ghanne din mein sunn issa chutkala.......
kiitte woh to ta na tha bairii, laage se tane ghanne holdaar baga rakhe sein....:p
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keshu dada paad ke te ghane baga raakhe sain par kade wardi ki itni bejti konya kari ak usne kurdiyan pe baga dyun:D:D

lol .hahahah @bairii........ya khoob kahi tanne bhi kassai:p hahahahahahahahah..heheheheheh lol:D:D:p:p
 
nd sauda

ratheetheraist said:
keshu dada paad ke te ghane baga raakhe sain par kade wardi ki itni bejti konya kari ak usne kurdiyan pe baga dyun
lol .hahahah @bairii........ya khoob kahi tanne bhi kassai:phahahahahahahahah..heheheheheh lol
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AREY RAATHI MEREY SAATHI >>> yo joke too pichleey page pey luuk gaya thaa .. sahi yaad duaayi.... hahahhaaa nd sauda:D :D :D hauldar key too laa diyey 3 star:D :D :D .. ghana kasut se rey,,, aur rathii tu bhi ghana bigni manas sey ,,, yu itna purana word "ghugu" kit tey lyayaaa daaki?;) bs lagya reh nueyy ....
 
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downtoearth said:
AREY RAATHI MEREY SAATHI >>> yo joke too pichleey page pey luuk gaya thaa .. sahi yaad duaayi.... hahahhaaa nd sauda:D :D hauldar key too laa diyey 3 star:D :D .. ghana kasut se rey,,, aur rathii tu bhi ghana bigni manas sey ,,, yu itna purana word "ghugu" kit tey lyayaaa daaki?;) bs lagya reh nueyy ....
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bhai saab yo ghuggu te ghana purana word sai apni dictionary main ar yo ke bhoolan ka tha ar yo ddki koni honda yo howe sai dyakii:D

ye jaat te issie bigni howen se bhai ... 3 star bhi aapne kasute la diye uske te bechare ke..... laage shardhanjali de diii:D:D:D
 
thaa de chick shop ka shutter sa

ratheetheraist said:
tamne mera holdaar... te ek julme bolya TAAI TERE HOLDAAR KA TE BERA NA PAR UKI WARDI TE KURDIYAN PE PADI SAI
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,,, arey ooo raathi merey saathi,,,,,,,,,,, id tu bird flu bhi jaa liay,,,,,:D :p :p ,,, aan dey koi taang si terey is chicken ki......... hahaha..... kasai... koi baga dey hatt key issa issa hadd..... hahahhaha:p :D :p
 
desijat said:
Bhagwan Tam sabne Holdar banaye
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ar bhagwan tanne conductor banawe........hahahahha killkki pe killki.
dekh le VIKU LOLUPOLU boy teri parking ki duty hatta ke conductor banaan ki sifarish karan saan hum te.......
hahahahhahahhahahahaha:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
keshavdahiya said:
dekh le VIKU LOLUPOLU boy teri parking ki duty hatta ke conductor banaan ki sifarish karan saan hum te.......
hahahahhahahhahahahaha:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Nare aisa julm kona kariye, manne tere BV bache bukhe na marne je mein teri naukri ne lun
 
desijat said:
Nare aisa julm kona kariye, manne tere BV bache bukhe na marne je mein teri naukri ne lun
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tuu te meri gelyan baat mat kar........itni faadu baat khawe se....marre yaar issi issi baat/dialogue te aaj kaal school ke balak bhi na marrte......
chall manne tere uupper tarass aa gya......ahahhahhahahhaha killkki@TARAS

hahahahaahha.........oo ghu ghu...teri phunjhar paadd lyunga je meri naukri kahanni dekhya bhi te........tere khetaan mein daanger handda dhunga.....killkkii pe killlkkii.....:D:D:D:p:p:p

iib te tanne conductor bana ke dum lyunga mein.....kyunki manne iib tere jisse banderan ka ilaaaz bhi karana se........hahahahahha


daiki point pe poinnt maran laag rehya se tu bhi........khundak mein na aajaiye..........this is all fun....not to be taken seriously except you playing conductor...;)
 
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