Aao gap marange..dekhna hai sabte bara gappi kon ?

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sare suno ..dimag mein ulta pulta kuchh aaya ...socha bachpan mein ajib ajib si gap mara karte...to kyon na usiye lambi-2 gap marke dekha aur fer decide karan ke kon sabte bara Gappi ?
 
rajeevkadyan said:
sare suno ..dimag mein ulta pulta kuchh aaya ...socha bachpan mein ajib ajib si gap mara karte...to kyon na usiye lambi-2 gap marke dekha aur fer decide karan ke kon sabte bara Gappi ?
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Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......
 
Bhai mein to sare din nari Gap mare jaya karun ...program mein bhi maine apne nayri class banaya karun gapi ke name ..aur ib ek do din mein ek naye language bhi lakran aala sun..Gap++ ...are kaal ki baat hai Microsoft aale naya OS lakrenge Window Gappi :eek:
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......
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wah wah wah... maie kal hi kisiko keh reha tha ki.. sanjeet jaisa acha aur devta jaisa insaan na to is dharti par pehle kabi paida huwa hai na hi kabi hone wala..:):rolleyes: sanjeet to purush hi nai hai wo to mahapurash hai :)

Apki sach bolne ke kisse to raja harischandar ko bi pahooch gaye narak maie.. :D:D

sachi maie mahan hoo aap to .. apke achaiyoo ke charche to natik siksha ki kitab maie pehle lession maie honge...:D:D
 
sanjeetsparp said:
Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......
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Bhai Ahlawat tu thik kah sai...aaj maine bhi dekhi thi teri khabar IBN7 pe....kahen the Ghana sachaaaa:eek:(itna sacha ke sachai bhi usne dekhke sharma ja) chhora dekha gaya hai Gochhi gaam ke aas paas ..name Sanjeet Ahlawat
 
yu nari gap kunsi hoya karre:eek:.nariaa gup marti hai ye to suna tha:p
rajeevkadyan said:
Bhai mein to sare din nari Gap mare jaya karun ...program mein bhi maine apne nayri class banaya karun gapi ke name ..aur ib ek do din mein ek naye language bhi lakran aala sun..Gap++ ...are kaal ki baat hai Microsoft aale naya OS lakrenge Window Gappi :eek:
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Arr na KOYE chuttkalley cheppta....aaj ka saara din kharab ho gya....manne aagley ek saal ka ADVANCE mai kaam kar girra.....:D arr iska credit Sanjeet ko jata hai....Sanjeet kum tai kum ek chuttkalliye likh dey....paleeeej:p
sanjeetsparp said:
Ye jatlander koi bhi killki er rooke nahi maarte ................ bechaare bahut seedhe hain
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Lagate Jiggar

Yo Sanjeet ji agar maine mil ja te..........isne aapni chaatiiiii ke la lyuuuu....aaiyee re mere lagte jiggar...........kit si tha mere birr...tane dekhe jugde ho gye......lya tanne puchkar dyuuuuuuuuuu......aur bhai jamana ho gya tere aapne "khud k" khubsurat chutkale sunyaaaaaaaaa....?
Tere chutkalyan ke kis Kasai ki Nazar lag gai..........tere chutkalaya ka te aakal sa pad rya se....tere chutkalyan ki te JL wale nyu baaat dekhe se.....jukar sukhe m kishan Mhinn (Barsat) ki baatt dekhe se....?.
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virendernarwal said:
Yo Sanjeet ji agar maine mil ja te..........isne aapni chaatiiiii ke la lyuuuu....aaiyee re mere lagte jiggar...........kit si tha mere birr...tane dekhe jugde ho gye......lya tanne puchkar dyuuuuuuuuuu......aur bhai jamana ho gya tere aapne "khud k" khubsurat chutkale sunyaaaaaaaaa....?
Tere chutkalyan ke kis Kasai ki Nazar lag gai..........tere chutkalaya ka te aakal sa pad rya se....tere chutkalyan ki te JL wale nyu baaat dekhe se.....jukar sukhe m kishan Mhinn (Barsat) ki baatt dekhe se....?.
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hahahahahhahahahahha bera sai maanne mil te gaya te sootkiyaan kaal taroge ..... main te ude break maaraaya
 
sunitahooda said:
Arr na KOYE chuttkalley cheppta....aaj ka saara din kharab ho gya....manne aagley ek saal ka ADVANCE mai kaam kar girra.....:D arr iska credit Sanjeet ko jata hai....Sanjeet kum tai kum ek chuttkalliye likh dey....paleeeej:p
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haan main te kaade bhi bakwaad nahi kerta ......... chutkala nahi kehaani likhya karoon .................
 
Jo gapp margi ho tai theik sai na tai mein pher aaunga iss taage meh kai ... thyaa jo gi tai katti banaas dunga ... jeemta nahi chodunga ... katti maar ke chodni hai iss baar :p
 
ritu said:
yu nari gap kunsi hoya karre:eek:.nariaa gup marti hai ye to suna tha:p
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haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
 
buggi chaliyi te na se par baithi bhateri be su.er gaussae er thapedi bhateri paath rakhi se mane.er gandaase te leke daraati te leke kassi bhi chala rakhi hai.er shaani bhi bhe rakhi si .saare kam kar rakhe se:cool: er ha tractor bhi chala rakha se er laamni bhi kar rakhi hai.er ha johad me bhains bhi nahva rakhi hai er teeja pe jhoola me paatdia ki jagah khaat ghal ke jhul bhi rakha haii.er ha ghal bhi ghaalni aave se mane ,in saari baata me kuch sach se er kuch gupp.eb gupp ke hai er sach ke vo padniaa ke uppar
rajeevkadyan said:
haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
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ritu said:
buggi chaliyi te na se par baithi bhateri be su.er gaussae er thapedi bhateri paath rakhi se mane.er gandaase te leke daraati te leke kassi bhi chala rakhi hai.er shaani bhi bhe rakhi si .saare kam kar rakhe se:cool: er ha tractor bhi chala rakha se er laamni bhi kar rakhi hai.er ha johad me bhains bhi nahva rakhi hai er teeja pe jhoola me paatdia ki jagah khaat ghal ke jhul bhi rakha haii.er ha ghal bhi ghaalni aave se mane ,in saari baata me kuch sach se er kuch gupp.eb gupp ke hai er sach ke vo padniaa ke uppar
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maine bera patga gupp ke sain ?
 
Killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @ nariaa= bachhda
rajeevkadyan said:
haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo [Bold]Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare[/B] (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
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