Aapko ek takleef doon???

[fool4love]

good joke but not new one

bhai amit ... 2002 ke post kare hod.joke ne.. tu aaj padh ke kaheve se ak... not new one....

 

[amitenggmalik]

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ek bar ek jaat railway me engine driver tha to ek din usne engine kheto me chada diya
to inspecting team aayi or usse pucha ke kar diya yo
jaat bola ek aadmi patdi par engine ke same aaya gaya tha
to officer bola chada deta use per
jaat bola are tau chadua to tha per susra kheta me bhaaj liya

sab jaante hain Lucknow wale kitne tehzeeb se bolte hain aur hum Jat apni lath - marr boli ke liye mashhoor hain.

ek baar Luckhnow se ek janaab Rohtak apne kisi mitr se milne ponhche. badi der tak uska ghar dhoondte rahe, magar nahin mila.

unhone socha chalo kisi se pooch leta hoon.

Surja unke paas se guzar raha tha to unhonne kaha -- Bhai sahab, aapko ek takleef doon???

Surja bolya--- De kai dekh?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[amitenggmalik]

aisa hi hai bahi yo moodhy jaat nuye time pass karta hai
jayada dhyan mat diya kar dost
actually aaj hi join kiya tha ab se dyan dunga bhai

rathee bhai... vo jin tanee.. us chamarr ke chep diyaa.... usne kimme or kaam laave ne!!... bharti jise... ultimate khiladi khu ree seee.... toh ke lyave ga.. te apni team or majbut hojagii.. !!

rathee >> ree jin... tane ik takleef dyu..?
jin >> tu to saare desh ne de rhya se... takleef... mane or de le bhai

 

[downtoearth]

ek bar ek jaat railway me engine driver tha to ek din usne engine kheto me chada diya
to inspecting team aayi or usse pucha ke kar diya yo
jaat bola ek aadmi patdi par engine ke same aaya gaya tha
to officer bola chada deta use per
jaat bola are tau chadua to tha per susra kheta me bhaaj liya

haahahahah amitey good joke sey,,,, ,,,,hahaha,,,,, gel laa rahya thaa anjaan ney,,,,,, aur nu kar ek thread general forum mein ger dey,,,,,>>> NEW MEMBER likh key,,,,, karwaa ley aapna wlcm saa ,,, mahrey pey,,,,,,,

 

[amitenggmalik]

bhai apni duty hi raat kali kern ki hai
bhai teri mail padh k jrur haansuga
kher mitr ,bharti ka bhot badiya joke hai aap to saari raat haanse rahe hoge

rey amitey ,,,,, yaa teri G.K fer dikha liyey,,,,,, hahahaah,,,,,,, arey kyu raat kaali karey sey ????? haans le ney thoda sa ,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,

bharti ,,, nd joke se jama,,,,, hahaha jisaa a gaya

 

[amitenggmalik]

sahi hai na sheron joke yaa bad ki baat samajh nahi aayi ke

-aur nu kar ek thread general forum mein ger dey,,,,,>>> NEW MEMBER likh key,,,,, karwaa ley aapna wlcm saa ,,, mahrey pey,,,,,,, [/quote]
yaar samjha n

haahahahah amitey good joke sey,,,, ,,,,hahaha,,,,, gel laa rahya thaa anjaan ney,,,,,, aur nu kar ek thread general forum mein ger dey,,,,,>>> NEW MEMBER likh key,,,,, karwaa ley aapna wlcm saa ,,, mahrey pey,,,,,,,

 

[downtoearth]

dekhiyey kadey night patrol aali gypsy key fass jey

bhai apni duty hi raat kali kern ki hai
bhai teri mail padh k jrur haansuga

rey mittey,,,,,,,, khagard mery kimmey samajh na aayi,,,,,,,,, duty ,,, raat kaali,,,,,,, . ,,,, tu kittey ,,,,, dlf ki kissi kothi mein to paard na laa rahya sey??

aur ley teri samajh ka to illaz sey merey dhoreeyy,,,,,, is khatkey ne daab dey....... http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13270

 

[amitenggmalik]

badi galti hogi

bhai bhot badi galti hogi maine ke bera tha yaar
cho main maat ya mitr

per ek baat s bharti joke ke aage bhejgi ghana to aaps me majak hogya
per chaudry tu hansta rahna

Hahahaha bhai
Ya kahi bilkul jato wali, G.K. Tam Baniya bhamno ki liya chorh do, apni Jaat budhi kona lagao, Deemag te ni, sirf Lath se socho

Je madam ke Chutkule pe thode deede dikha dega te kona tere pe ko i afat a jegi Amit

 

[amitenggmalik]

are tu ke kaar raha hai

thik samja nua hai
nu btaa tu raat n ke aspas ki kothi me gus raha hai ke
bacha rahiye police te bahar khadhi hai
er bahi tu bharti te hi jokes sun

rey mittey,,,,,,,, khagard mery kimmey samajh na aayi,,,,,,,,, duty ,,, raat kaali,,,,,,, . ,,,, tu kittey ,,,,, dlf ki kissi kothi mein to paard na laa rahya sey??

aur ley teri samajh ka to illaz sey merey dhoreeyy,,,,,, is khatkey ne daab dey....... http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13270