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Daab Laggi

Tau Tai te bolya bhagwan jan de ib te inne...nu kar ghar chal ke choorma bana Le, Er mein ek be jangal-jhod ho aaon dikhe dharan dig gi meri bhaje te .....
 
"Budde-dhed, dharan na dige gee tae ke traphi (trophy) milengee tannae iss umar mae, ke ghodaa-pachhad bann rhyaa sae", keh kae Tai ulti chaal padee.



gaganjat said:
yo saab ke chaal rya hai ,ib khatam bhi karo is thread nae. kati jama 'sass bhi kabi bahu thi' ki dhaala khiich diya. :D
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Re Gagan, jib lag Tau ke moonh mae kati jhaag nahi ooth lein, ar godde katee jawaab nahin de dein - yo mhara Tau nichlaa nahin pad saktaa!! Beraa sae naa? Ek-aadh line tae tu bhi likh de mere yaar, Tau ki taanhi!!
 
tau jaam gya

tau gaya jangle hon, baithya tha aram te chumaseyan ke din the ek kala naag likad aaya tau ke sami khada hogya, tau wade jaam gaya dharan ne bhi bhool gya..
 
Pher tau nae shochi bhaaj he lu, kade naag kha le. ar o bina paccha dhoe bhaaj liya. Gaam ki lugayian nae jib tau ka surdapan dekya to boli ' tau sharam nhi aati, sana hoya bhajan laag rya hae. to tau bolya ' shaeron nae bhi kade pache doe hae) (loins never wash their asses)



Re Gagan, jib lag Tau ke moonh mae kati jhaag nahi ooth lein, ar godde katee jawaab nahin de dein - yo mhara Tau nichlaa nahin pad saktaa!! Beraa sae naa? Ek-aadh line tae tu bhi likh de mere yaar, Tau ki taanhi!!
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'jhaag nhi aa le' lol
'godde jawab nhi de le' ha ha ha
 
Chunde aali tae

Saare bhaje ghar audi ...chunde aali tae ka ke bigade tha ..wa te halwa ghot rahi thi er aalthi pathi mare mand rhi kashaan eekliye Bela bhare donu hathan ...
 
Bhai TAU ho liya tha katai dukhi, kyon ak ye Haryana Raodways aale te nu e a dukhi karein ge. TAU ke uthaa choo ar obre mein ja ke Rajinder Ji ne jo 'Rocket Transport' ka prototype TAU dhore England te bhejya tha, wo pahar ke bahar baithak mein aa gya ar zor te bolya "Meri Susri ke, ib dekhoon hoon koon ticket mangega apne Phoopha ta"...
 
Lol

jagmohan said:
Bhai TAU ho liya tha katai dukhi, kyon ak ye Haryana Raodways aale te nu e a dukhi karein ge. TAU ke uthaa choo ar obre mein ja ke Rajinder Ji ne jo 'Rocket Transport' ka prototype TAU dhore England te bhejya tha, wo pahar ke bahar baithak mein aa gya ar zor te bolya "Meri Susri ke, ib dekhoon hoon koon ticket mangega apne Phoopha ta"...
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Tau ki tayarri dekh ke tai chakkar mei paddgi aur boli," Ibb ye kunse naye chillatar kar rha se....ke uddari si lein nei ho raha sei."
 
tau na us ta puccha ak bhai tu to chand pa kai din kat kar aya sa. ke tare ghar ali pher koni bhaji? ke tare ghar ali tere bhi kapra apna sath bandh ke apne pher legi? pher tu naya kapra-lata kit or ta laya? ke chand par khadi ke dukan hai jis par mere dhoti kurta mil jaga?
 
Tai Boli

Tai boli gubbare se munh aale tera dimag kati firr gya dikhe se.Chal tne PAGLAN KE DACDER ne dikhaungi.Tau ke tai ki baat ka uthhya chho ar TAi Ke 2 rehpte maar diye.
 
kaatkad

rehpte lag taye TAI ne taar diya katkaar aar boli BHAIROYE DHED saat bhaiyaan ki ekli bhaan su ghar tai sootey ne thawaa dyoongi....

devdahiya said:
Tai boli gubbare se munh aale tera dimag kati firr gya dikhe se.Chal tne PAGLAN KE DACDER ne dikhaungi.Tau ke tai ki baat ka uthhya chho ar TAi Ke 2 rehpte maar diye.
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ghabra gya

itna suntiye TAU bolya kite na we ek desi bottli K mahmaan se pitiiye we maniey DUS-2 K haldi lagey note de K ney jantey dikhaingey

dreamz0802 said:
rehpte lag taye TAI ne taar diya katkaar aar boli BHAIROYE DHED saat bhaiyaan ki ekli bhaan su ghar tai sootey ne thawaa dyoongi....
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mhainsya ka paani ka tame

TAI jabye baat pher gi arr boli thik se ja mhainsyan ka PAANI ka tame ho gya, pyaa lya main itney bakhar bhe dyoongi....

dreamz0802 said:
itna suntiye TAU bolya kite na we ek desi bottli K mahmaan se pitiiye we maniey DUS-2 K haldi lagey note de K ney jantey dikhaingey
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tau ki cheedkhani

TAU jhauttiyaan ne khol le gya arr jab unnney jhoodd main te kaadhan lag gya to ek gaam ki loogayi pani bhar K ne ja thi.....

dreamz0802 said:
TAI jabye baat pher gi arr boli thik se ja mhainsyan ka PAANI ka tame ho gya, pyaa lya main itney bakhar bhe dyoongi....
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aa e aa aa

TAU lagya us khan dekhan arr mhainsyan ne rukkey marrey aa-e-aa-aa pooch-poocch aa jya kit maregi meri sasoo ki.....

dreamz0802 said:
TAU jhottiyaan ne khol le gya arr jab unnney jhoodd main te kaadhan lag gya to ek gaam ki loogayi pani bhar K ne ja thi.....
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