Adda Manne Dede

[madhvi]

Ek Gaam Me Janett(barat) Jeeme Thee. Gharatiyan Ne Majak Karan Khatar Ek Barati Ki Plate Main Ek Gol Patthar Chashni Main Bhigo Ke Dhar Diya. Baratee Ne Sochi Ragulla Se, Utha Ke Khan Lagya To Tutta Kauni. Choose Ke Usne Pattal Pe Dhar Diya. Madi Se Der Main Pher Jee Lalchay. Patthar Tha Ke Pher Khaan Ki Sochi To Pher Ni Toota, Usne Choose Ke Har Phe Pattal Pe Dhar Diya. Jib 4-5 Baar Koshish Ksran Ke Baad Bhi Jab Pathar Kauni Tootta Te Gusse Main Ak Usne Parle Janmaase Main Patthar Phenka Ar Ki Baarati Ki Sir Main Jaa Laga. Jis Baarati Ke Sir Me Lagya Woh Jor Te Chillaya...arrrr Phoot Gaya, Jis Baarati Ne Phenka To Woh Jaana Ak Rasgulla Phoot Gaya, Jor Te Bolya Aada Manne Dede:d

 

[keshavdahiya]

khudos aunty ji

These are infact the real hardcore haryanvi jokes.
Not compatible, such jokes cannot be understood by somebody who dont have a haryanvi touch or in other words who dont have flare for the language.
GHEE SA GHAl GAYA.

 

[madhvi]

Aushmaan bhav Putra

 

[devdahiya]

Ha...ha...ha

Aushmaan bhav Putra

Madhvi Ma'm Joke bhi aachha aur aapka Andaaz bhi khatarnak............Bera na ke hoga. Ha...ha...ha. Ram-e rukhalla sei.

 

[madhvi]

DAhiya saab kyon majak karo so seeedh sadhe andaz tayi kyon khtrnak batao so?

 

[p_singhdelhi]

Ultimate joke

 

[downtoearth]

maam jhooth koni bolya jawey ibkey katti haansi koni aayi

 

[mukeshkumar007]

ha ha ha ha... are baap re mar gaye hans hans ke...

Adda manne Dede.....

 

[gajeshd]

Madhvi Ji,

Maza aa gya, too good. Aasha he aap aise mazedar pathrile joke sunati rahengi.

 

[madhvi]

Fikar mat kare gajesh saab, monday shuru aur joke bhi shuru.BUS DEKHTE RAHIYE JATLAND.

 

[kirtideswal]

bahut badiya ....