Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his
face.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the
toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen
playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try
three and so on.
Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indian
batsman?
B: In form.
Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian batting
order?
A: Move Extras up the order
Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increased
payments for test matches?
A: Someone told them that some test matches can go
into the fourth day.
.Q: What would Glen McGrath be if! we was an Indian?
A: A genuine all rounder
.Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs
against his name?
A: When he is bowling
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian
team?
A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat
Q: When will India declare the next
national holiday?
A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup
Q: What skill is required to officiate in
matches figuring India?
A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10
times in 5 minutes.
Q: What is to be done to ensure that
one-day matches figuring India las! ts at least one full
session?
A: The opponent team should bat first
Q: How is the Indian scorecard written?
A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest,
extras highest)
Q: What would have happened if there was
an 8th ODI?
A: Tendulkar would have scored one more run and
crossed his highest score in the series.
Q: When do you feel that listening to
Sidhu's commentary less painful?
A: When watching India's batting
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his
face.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the
toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen
playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try
three and so on.
Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indian
batsman?
B: In form.
Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian batting
order?
A: Move Extras up the order
Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increased
payments for test matches?
A: Someone told them that some test matches can go
into the fourth day.
.Q: What would Glen McGrath be if! we was an Indian?
A: A genuine all rounder
.Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs
against his name?
A: When he is bowling
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indian
team?
A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat
Q: When will India declare the next
national holiday?
A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup
Q: What skill is required to officiate in
matches figuring India?
A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10
times in 5 minutes.
Q: What is to be done to ensure that
one-day matches figuring India las! ts at least one full
session?
A: The opponent team should bat first
Q: How is the Indian scorecard written?
A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest,
extras highest)
Q: What would have happened if there was
an 8th ODI?
A: Tendulkar would have scored one more run and
crossed his highest score in the series.
Q: When do you feel that listening to
Sidhu's commentary less painful?
A: When watching India's batting