Bhartu ki Bahu was traveling from New Delhi to Sydney with Air India (Indian national proud). She learnt functional English before comming here on advice of his son Bhim. As this was her first time in an airplane, she made a few food preparations (as if she was in her 18th and travelling in bullock cart from nanihal to sasural). When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, she declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, she began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an Australian researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
She picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
Then she took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious aussie.
"Wheat of India!" replied she proudly.
Finally, she took out some desserts and offered some to the Aussie.
"What is it?" asked the researcher.
"Sweet of India!" she replied proudly.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" (fart) from bhartu ki bahu
"What was that?" asked the Aussie in disgust.
She replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, she began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an Australian researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.
She picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
Then she took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious aussie.
"Wheat of India!" replied she proudly.
Finally, she took out some desserts and offered some to the Aussie.
"What is it?" asked the researcher.
"Sweet of India!" she replied proudly.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" (fart) from bhartu ki bahu
"What was that?" asked the Aussie in disgust.
She replied coolly, "That's Air India!"