devendramalik
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There was a debate to choose on who was the ancient idiot.
1. After a lot a brain storming sessions, finally Dusshasana was chosen as the ancient idiot. B'coz he was pulling and pulling the saree of Draupadi, instead of lifting it.
2. Close second is Kamsa for putting Krishna's dad and mom together in the same cell when he knew that their seventh child would kill him !!
Modern Intelligence...
Two ladies were bragging about their dogs...
1st: You know my dog is so intelligent that as soon as the newspaper guy comes, he goes to him, picks the newspaper and puts it on the dining table for my husband to read it...
2nd: Yes I KNOW IT....
1st (Astonished): How do you know it??!!!
2nd: My dog told me about it...
1. After a lot a brain storming sessions, finally Dusshasana was chosen as the ancient idiot. B'coz he was pulling and pulling the saree of Draupadi, instead of lifting it.
2. Close second is Kamsa for putting Krishna's dad and mom together in the same cell when he knew that their seventh child would kill him !!
Modern Intelligence...
Two ladies were bragging about their dogs...
1st: You know my dog is so intelligent that as soon as the newspaper guy comes, he goes to him, picks the newspaper and puts it on the dining table for my husband to read it...
2nd: Yes I KNOW IT....
1st (Astonished): How do you know it??!!!
2nd: My dog told me about it...