Angrezi Ka Masterji

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Ek gaam ke skul me Angreje ka kasuta Jat Master aya naam tha Kiker Singh. Uske balak(Students) kasute number le kee pass hua karte ( He is very well known as all his students do very well in exams.)

Class ke bhiter aker padana suru kara.
Kiker Singh: Bolo balko GADHA
Balak (in Chorus): GADHA

Kiker Singh: Bolo Balko GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA

Balak(Jor Lake): GADHA, GADHA KE PACHE BHI GADHA

Kiker Singh: Bolo Balko GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN
Balak (kasuta ruka marke): GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN
Kiker Singh: Bolo Balko GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN AUR MERE PACHE SAARA DESH.

Balak (kasuta ruka marke): GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN AUR MERE PACHE SAARA DESH.

Ese Beech me School ka Vice Principal Class ke age te jaan lagrah tha, Usne Balkan ki aur master ji ke avaj sunli, Sudha Principal ke kamre me gaya aur bola Principal sahib yoh ke karvah re so school ka nash karoge ke, yoh kisa Angreje ka master layehso, usne angreje padan tanhi layeh thee yaa fer Balka tee ulte sidhe baat padan tai layeh the. Principal bola Re ke hoge. Jake Dekh Voh Balkan ne yoh padhan lag rah se: GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN AUR MERE PACHE SAARA DESH.

Principal ne ghan gusa aya or bola acha yoh baat se ke.

Kiker Singh ko office me bulaya

Principal Bola: Kiker ji Yoh ke padahna lag re so GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE BHI GADHA, GADHE KE PACHE MAIN AUR MERE PACHE SAARA DESH.

Kiker Singh: Ha ji me bol rah tha lekin me balkan ne ASSASSINATION ki Spelling Padha re tha. :confused:

ASS ASS I NATION
 
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rathee.sandeep said:
sachh e kasutta master thaa reh
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हा राठी भाई!
सारे गामा मे इसे इसे मास्ट्र्र् जरुरी होने चाहिये.
फ़ेर् सारे जाटा के बालक् कसुती एन्ग्लिश् सिख्न्न् लाग् जा गे.
 
कमाल कर दिया भाई आपने तो!!

वो बच्चे तो उनकई जिन्दगि मे कभी भी नही भूलेन्गे Assassination की स्पेल्लिन्ग :):)

बहूत ही बडिया किस्सा सुनाया आपने.
ऐसे ही और आने दो . . .
 
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बिघनी मास्टर ....बिघनी चुटकुला ... बिघनी ग्रेवाल ... हा हा
 
jitendershooda said:
बिघनी मास्टर ....बिघनी चुटकुला ... बिघनी ग्रेवाल ... हा हा
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Hooda Sahab
Apka praise karne ka style bhi to kasuta se.
Nu praise karta raha to mene or kasuta chutkala lekhna padega.

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Bhai Grewal Sahab, Yo to kasuta naas paad chutakala thaa. Joke with mind. Aade weekend pai GE ke office mai raat nai 3 baje team ka ke bura haal ho rahya thaa. Aur maine yo jib in tai sunaya to 5 minute tai haas haas kai marge project manager tai bhi.
 
Lege Jise Bina Pisse

satpaldalal said:
Bhai Grewal Sahab, Yo to kasuta naas paad chutakala thaa. Joke with mind. Aade weekend pai GE ke office mai raat nai 3 baje team ka ke bura haal ho rahya thaa. Aur maine yo jib in tai sunaya to 5 minute tai haas haas kai marge project manager tai bhi.
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भाई सतबीर!
आपका ओर आपके ढबी कसूता मजा लूटगे सूण के आछा लागा.
 
jitendershooda said:
बिघनी मास्टर ....बिघनी चुटकुला ... बिघनी ग्रेवाल ... हा हा
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Bhai sabi suno
Hooda sahab ku fotu ko hum photo competition me bhejne ki socha rahe hai

hooda sab ki permission ki jarurat se. bolo Hoda ji Bhej de kaya:confused:
 
pgrewal said:
Bhai sabi suno
Hooda sahab ku fotu ko hum photo competition me bhejne ki socha rahe hai

hooda sab ki permission ki jarurat se. bolo Hoda ji Bhej de kaya:confused:
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Ha ha ha .... Bhai Grewal, kite bhej isne manne ke appati ho sake hai .... itne pyar te apna bhai boojhe to photu ke aadmi jan de de :)..... par chori aalyan te na bhejiye ... ;)
 
jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha .... Bhai Grewal, kite bhej isne manne ke appati ho sake hai .... itne pyar te apna bhai boojhe to photu ke aadmi jan de de :)..... par chori aalyan te na bhejiye ... ;)
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Wah bhai Jitu
Sabere sabre apka massge padke bahut acha laga.
kuch fotu ke contest hove se unme bhejunga kite ne kite. baki chinta matna kar chore aalyan te to me apna hi bhejdunga. lollllll. baki mere pache gane lagge to kuch tere odd satkadunga. fir dekhlena kuch tau doga lekar banglore ajannge..;)
:)
 
gadhe ke pache gadha

grewal ji gadhe ke pache gadha ur thare pache hum kya baat se apne to kati gadha sa bitha diya.isse isse do char hor thok do:)
 
anooplather said:
grewal ji gadhe ke pache gadha ur thare pache hum kya baat se apne to kati gadha sa bitha diya.isse isse do char hor thok do:)
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Anoop Ji
Apne or sab dosto ne prasie kiya to ek or chepan ka je karga aaj
lo to fer pado

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