Are Women Smarter Than Men?

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Are Women Smarter Than Men?
A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."



"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.



The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"
 
Dear Dr. Vinod,

No, no I dn't agree with ur veiws. Both are smart, man and woman are the complementry to each other. With one either man or woman life is incomplete.

Is it an inherent human responsibility for each of us to try to make a positive difference in the world? How do we each go about doing so? How can we best measure the results, both for those we would seek to benefit and within our own lives?

Though we can't change human nature, we can change human nurture. Most easily, we can pay closer attention to our moral compass, to our interactions each day -- and rarely do we need someone else to tell us how.

So we both man and woman have to do it all. So both are smart.

Ekta
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dr.vinod said:
Are Women Smarter Than Men?
A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."



"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.



The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"
 
eschauhan said:
Dear Dr. Vinod,

No, no I dn't agree with ur veiws. Both are smart, man and woman are the complementry to each other. With one either man or woman life is incomplete.

Is it an inherent human responsibility for each of us to try to make a positive difference in the world? How do we each go about doing so? How can we best measure the results, both for those we would seek to benefit and within our own lives?

Though we can't change human nature, we can change human nurture. Most easily, we can pay closer attention to our moral compass, to our interactions each day -- and rarely do we need someone else to tell us how.

So we both man and woman have to do it all. So both are smart.

Ekta
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Madam,

This post is in TimePass, Please don't take it by heart.
 
haaha

dr.vinod said:
Are Women Smarter Than Men?
A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."


"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.



The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"
no comments about the lines u have wrote.hehehhe lol :D
 
Ektaji, it felt nice to see that Jatland is reaching out to people of wider spectrum of profession.. welcome!!!... your opinions regarding much of what gets discussed here will be valuable because you deal with society through different channel that your unique profession provides... ofcourse, questions raised by you are valid but I guess the original joke was just meant to be taken on lighter note...
Man and woman are incomplete without eachother as Yin and Yang... for overall human development both need to head forward... when it comes to intelligence, well I don't know:-)))))

vinod
 
lucky said:
no comments about the lines u have wrote.hehehhe lol :D

Shagunji, jab "no comment" hai... to comment karne ki kya jaroorat hai?? gusse mat hone meri to taang khichne ki aadat hai...

vinod
 
vinodks said:
when it comes to intelligence, well I don't know:-)))))

vinod

But I know now..you yourself solved the mystery...so whos more intelligent .....who doesn't know or the one who knows coz I know and you said that you don't know and I know that you don't know. ..........chakkar to nahi aaya na abhi.. :eek: :)

(Good for you if you don't know..."ignorance is bliss".. :p )
 
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dr.vinod said:
Are Women Smarter Than Men?
A Woman and a Man are both
involved in a car accident...

Neither are hurt, but their cars are
smashed up.

After they crawl out of their cars,
The woman says; "So you're a man - That's
interesting. I'm a woman..."



"...Our cars are completely demolished,
yet neither of us are hurt! This must be a sign
from God!"



The man replied; "Oh yes, I completely agree
with you. This must be some sort of sign!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another
miracle. My car is completely smashed, yet this
bottle didn't even break! How about a drink to
celebrate our good fortune?"



The man nods and drinks half the bottle,
then passes it back to her.



The woman simply puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

"Aren't you
going to have a drink?" Asked the man.

To which the woman replies;
"No thanks. I think I'll just wait for the
cops to show up!"

Now just a little bit to add here first as to why the accident happened (...and oh yes, you people can figure out by yourself as to the answer about 'are women smarter than men'.... ;) )

Actually this same woman was speeding in her car along on the freeway...and amazingly knitting something at the same time!!! Now this man who was on the same freeway and saw the speeding car (and also the woman inside coolly multitasking and knitting with no care in the world), realized what a huge danger she was in and so sped after her car....

...pulling up at 100mph in his car next to her, he shouted,"Pull over!"...
The woman glanced out her own speeding car's window at him and on hearing what he had just shouted, nodded a quick and earnest 'no' shouting back,"Oh no, not a 'pullover'... these are some woollen 'socks' I am knitting here!".... :p

...and of course what happened next to the speeding cars is history for you to read from Dr Vinod's starting thread...and decide who was really the smarter one to begin with!!! :D :D :D
(Dr saab kya kar rhaye ho bhai, badee mushkil se thread ko sambhaala hai...now please don't find something that starts the debate in the wrong direction all over again! LOL)
 
shailendra said:
Now just a little bit to add here first as to why the accident happened (...and oh yes, you people can figure out by yourself as to the answer about 'are women smarter than men'.... ;) )

Actually this same woman was speeding in her car along on the freeway...and amazingly knitting something at the same time!!! Now this man who was on the same freeway and saw the speeding car (and also the woman inside coolly multitasking and knitting with no care in the world), realized what a huge danger she was in and so sped after her car....

...pulling up at 100mph in his car next to her, he shouted,"Pull over!"...
The woman glanced out her own speeding car's window at him and on hearing what he had just shouted, nodded a quick and earnest 'no' shouting back,"Oh no, not a 'pullover'... these are some woollen 'socks' I am knitting here!".... :p

...and of course what happened next to the speeding cars is history for you to read from Dr Vinod's starting thread...and decide who was really the smarter one to begin with!!! :D :D :D
(Dr saab kya kar rhaye ho bhai, badee mushkil se thread ko sambhaala hai...now please don't find something that starts the debate in the wrong direction all over again! LOL)

My thumbs up to you Shailendra....Novel imagination out there, I must say....
I know.. I know ..you needed to resort to this 'smart' story. I won't tell anyone "Grapes are sour"... :p :D
 
hmmmmmmm

vinodks said:
Shagunji, jab "no comment" hai... to comment karne ki kya jaroorat hai?? gusse mat hone meri to taang khichne ki aadat hai...

vinod
comment islia diya tak ya bta suko ki manai is article ko read kiya hai.sumjhai vinod. islia girls smart hoti hai kyo ki ap ka barin tubelight hota hai.aram sai jalta hai.
hahahahh lololo :D just kidding pleaz donot entre into war. :D
 
lucky said:
comment islia diya tak ya bta suko ki manai is article ko read kiya hai.sumjhai vinod. islia girls smart hoti hai kyo ki ap ka barin tubelight hota hai.aram sai jalta hai.
hahahahh lololo :D just kidding pleaz donot entre into war. :D

Ajeeb baat hai ? :confused: :confused: :confused:
 
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