Arz Kiya Hain

[pjat_007]

Arz kiya hai....

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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...................

hahahahahahaha

 

[mukeshkumar007]

very funny perladhji. good maintain skill. keep it up.

by the way :
dil maie kuda hai, upar bi kuda hai.
ghar maie kuda hai, behar bi kuda hai.
idar bi kuda hai. udar bi kuda hai

jidar nai kuda hai udar kal kudega.

 

[me_rathee]

Jat Mahan

Jali ko aag kahte hai,
boojhi ko raakh kahte hai,
raakh se jo baarood nikalta hai,
usse jaat kahte hai.

 

[sunnymalik]

Arz kiya hai....
Prahlad bhai

Very good yaar. Here are some more.

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat
mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe KaamTha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


Njoy

 

[sanjay_dhaka]

Bhig gaya tan man sara

Aaya Saavan to teri yaad aayi, giri rimjhim baris to teri yaad aayi,
bhigi main saari to teri yaad aayi, yaad aati bhi ne kaise jaalim tune meri Chhatri jo nahi lotai.

 

[pjat_007]

Are vah vah Dhaka sahib......kamal ka likha aapne. Bahut mast hain. Keep it up buddy.

es baat par thoda our........

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!


Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back

Aaya Saavan to teri yaad aayi, giri rimjhim baris to teri yaad aayi,
bhigi main saari to teri yaad aayi, yaad aati bhi ne kaise jaalim tune meri Chhatri jo nahi lotai.

 

[amar0974]

bahut badhia, laagey raho...............

Aaya Saavan to teri yaad aayi, giri rimjhim baris to teri yaad aayi,
bhigi main saari to teri yaad aayi, yaad aati bhi ne kaise jaalim tune meri Chhatri jo nahi lotai.

 

[uday]

welcome

arey bazaad bhai... Itnee lambi doobki kit maar le ??....
khaarsaan main gaya tha.. ar jaadeey main ja ke likda.

welcome again.

bahut badhia, laagey raho...............

 

[poonam]

very funny Prahlad!

 

[sanjay_dhaka]

parle darje ka nain ladaku

Bhaio Ram Ram,
Ek aur suno,

Ustaad hun Aankh Ladane main, Nahi mujhsa koi Jamane main,
Dil fekte hain sab shagird mere, kuchh Jail main hain kuchh Thaane main.

 

[amar0974]

Uday Ji, Parnaam!
Theek kaho so Kharsaan main gaya tha ke karta baahar ta jo Garmi thi wo thi site ke members ka bhe temperature high ho ra tha, aap na bera a sa merey taaser ka jayada garmi bardaas na hoti. Eb jaadey ma mosam thanda hoya ta dubaara aaya su himmat se kar ka. Hahaha.......... or Aap sunao.

arey bazaad bhai... Itnee lambi doobki kit maar le ??....
khaarsaan main gaya tha.. ar jaadeey main ja ke likda.

welcome again.

 

[bhupindersingh]

kutch meri bhi sunle

Arz kiya hai....
Prahlad bhai

Very good yaar. Here are some more.

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat
mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe KaamTha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


Njoy

ude jab jab jhulphe teri,
o ude jab jab jhulphe teri
unme te dere jhade,
o unme te dere(liikh) jhade,
eb to besharm sharm karle,
medicar te sir dhole

 

[pjat_007]

good add

are bhupinder ji...
bahut khub likha...

P Jat (Perfection, Justice And Truth)

ude jab jab jhulphe teri,
o ude jab jab jhulphe teri
unme te dere jhade,
o unme te dere(liikh) jhade,
eb to besharm sharm karle,
medicar te sir dhole

 

[uday]

Bhai Amardeep,
Ram.. Ram.
Garmee to hamney bhi lagya kartee, per eb to purrey hatthall ho liye ar dhaang dikhey se kaam bhi nue bandhega

Uday Ji, Parnaam!
Theek kaho so Kharsaan main gaya tha ke karta baahar ta jo Garmi thi wo thi site ke members ka bhe temperature high ho ra tha, aap na bera a sa merey taaser ka jayada garmi bardaas na hoti. Eb jaadey ma mosam thanda hoya ta dubaara aaya su himmat se kar ka. Hahaha.......... or Aap sunao.

Bhai Bhupinder,
Yo kasuut likha. Full marks.

ude jab jab jhulphe teri,
o ude jab jab jhulphe teri
unme te dere jhade,
o unme te dere(liikh) jhade,
eb to besharm sharm karle,
medicar te sir dhole