Astronomer In A Rohtak Village

[devdahiya]

Ek bei ek astronomer Rohtak ke kisse gaam mein aagya, aur appni durbeen aankhyan ke lake ghanni-e hann ka asmaan kehnyan dekhe tha. hudde ek tau khaddya uss ne badde dhyan tein dekhe tha. Achanak ek tara[star] toot ke padgya. Tau ek dam bolya," Bhai tera nishana kasoot se."

 

[uday]

tOO gUD..Bhai Dev, HHKLP ...bahut achha joke tha...
Kaam kartey kartey refreshment si mil gayi...

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Uday

Ek bei ek astronomer Rohtak ke kisse gaam mein aagya, aur appni durbeen aankhyan ke lake ghanni-e hann ka asmaan kehnyan dekhe tha. hudde ek tau khaddya uss ne badde dhyan tein dekhe tha. Achanak ek tara[star] toot ke padgya. Tau ek dam bolya," Bhai tera nishana kasoot se."

 

[jitender_singh]

hahahahhaha...

bahut hi badiya bhaisahab...

 

[poonam]

too good!!!!!!!!!

 

[raj2rif]

Excellent Dahiya Ji,

 

[kulwant]

aandi

ha ha ha ha ha ha...maan ge sir aapnai ..........nishaane aap ke bi kam nahi sain

Bhot aandi aala kasuta naas thau joke marya

Ek bei ek astronomer Rohtak ke kisse gaam mein aagya, aur appni durbeen aankhyan ke lake ghanni-e hann ka asmaan kehnyan dekhe tha. hudde ek tau khaddya uss ne badde dhyan tein dekhe tha. Achanak ek tara[star] toot ke padgya. Tau ek dam bolya," Bhai tera nishana kasoot se."

 

[anilsangwan]

Bahoot Badhiya.........HHKPPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gajeshd]

Bhai Dev,

Bahut acche. Original se ek dum desi. Maza aaya padh ke.

 

[jagmohan]

Good One...

Kati sahi kah tha TAU.... Nishana..... Ho Ho Ho

 

[rkumar]

Real classic joke...May be Dev bahi you compile all the jokes in a small book form..that will do great service...else we will loose all these great jokes..

RK^2

 

[rajeshrathee]

good and original one

 

[harish]

Ek bei ek astronomer Rohtak ke kisse gaam mein aagya, aur appni durbeen aankhyan ke lake ghanni-e hann ka asmaan kehnyan dekhe tha. hudde ek tau khaddya uss ne badde dhyan tein dekhe tha. Achanak ek tara[star] toot ke padgya. Tau ek dam bolya," Bhai tera nishana kasoot se."

bhai.dahiya...ye hayane ke tau..ghane kasute sain....
bhot badhiya..keep posting..manne eebe join kari sai yaa web..ade chutkula ke dhoome tha dyangge...dekhde jayio....................

 

[dhruvdahiya]

All time great and original

I can't stop laughing ............Real good.

 

[jasbirhooda]

yaar kuch sujh nahin raha ke likhu

naaaaaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh tha diya. odbar tahin (02:35am)
jagna safal hogya

Ek bei ek astronomer Rohtak ke kisse gaam mein aagya, aur appni durbeen aankhyan ke lake ghanni-e hann ka asmaan kehnyan dekhe tha. hudde ek tau khaddya uss ne badde dhyan tein dekhe tha. Achanak ek tara[star] toot ke padgya. Tau ek dam bolya," Bhai tera nishana kasoot se."

 

[dhruvdahiya]

Thanks

naaaaaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh tha diya. odbar tahin (02:35am)
jagna safal hogya

Classical joke!

 

[karans]

kasutta se bhai....tau ka nishanna bhi kam koynnaa..kas ke mara tau ne bhi

hahahaha

Karan

 

[devdahiya]

This is my favourite jokes of all

I laugh every time i read it.

 

[keshavdahiya]

same here

well this joke i have heard many times and alwayz make me laugh the same way.
In fact Thats the most amazing thing about haryanvi, when nonharyanvi people ask me for a joke in haryanvi i tell them that they wont be able to understand and then by the time they try the joke is over very funny and concise.
Dahiya saab keep pouring in such jokes

 

[devdahiya]

well this joke i have heard many times and alwayz make me laugh the same way.
In fact Thats the most amazing thing about haryanvi, when nonharyanvi people ask me for a joke in haryanvi i tell them that they wont be able to understand and then by the time they try the joke is over very funny and concise.
Dahiya saab keep pouring in such jokes

Arre keshav bhai manne te yo joke khudd banaya tha bhai....tanne kitt suun liya mere yaar.

 

[kharb_gaurav]

dahiya sahb jama lath gad diye