Baahman starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with
this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Baahman: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan
milta hai.
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Baahman: liquid state.
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Teacher to Baahman " Where were U born?
Baahman : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Baahman : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Baahman going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme
this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Baahman: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan
milta hai.
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Baahman: liquid state.
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Teacher to Baahman " Where were U born?
Baahman : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Baahman : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Baahman going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme