Baanslaa joke

Status
Not open for further replies.
ek aur..bansalaa......

ek bei raldhu er faldhu rohtak aage (jo ki alag states ke the)
dono Tilyaar dhorre neher pei khadde batlaan laag reh the....

Raldhu ne faldhu te bhuuji...

Raldhu: tanne ternaa (to swim) aawe sei
Faldhu: Naaaa
Raldhu: pher terete to guu badhiya...usne kam te kam ternaa to aawe sei...:p

iiib faldhu ke choo uthyaa.....:mad:, usne bhi bhuujji raldhu pei

Faldhu: Tanne ternaa aawe sei raldhu
Raldhu: haaaaann
Faldhu: feir tereme er GUU mein ke farak sei.....:p :D



iib aare jisne aacha laage te comment karr diyo er jisne baaans aawe beshak matna likhiyo kimmme...............kilkkiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
keshavdahiya said:
Faldhu: feir tereme er GUU mein ke farak sei.....
Click to expand...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D :D :D :D :D
ke bataaao buss....naak boch ke likhann laag rya su:o haddh ho li, nirra baansla tha yo to.shiddaanddh aawe sei eeb bhi
nyu bhi nahi bata sakta ak 'manne terna aawe sei ka na:eek: ?'
jo post kare wo pleajj bata diyo ak usne ternaa aawe sei ak na:p
 
haan! bhai der se lbera paatya per bera paat hi gaya aakhir ;) ;)
bhai Madumakhi ka dank to fer bhi 2-4 din mein theek ho jaaya kare lekin ya desi maakhiyan to mahamari si felaya kare jukkar HEJJJA, TYPHOID etc....so precaution is better then cure...so finally decided to stay away from these houseflies :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

over n out!!!

Rock on!
Jit


shobhitdeshwal said:
Bhai,

Makhhiyan ki ghani pehchaan sai tanne??

Kadhe kaat liya tha ke koisi ne tere??? Jo bera paat gaya akk madhumakhhi nahi sai arr gharaali maakhiyan sai??

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal.
Click to expand...
 
cooljat said:
haan! bhai der se lbera paatya per bera paat hi gaya aakhir ;) ;)
bhai Madumakhi ka dank to fer bhi 2-4 din mein theek ho jaaya kare lekin ya desi maakhiyan to mahamari si felaya kare jukkar HEJJJA, TYPHOID etc....so precaution is better then cure...so finally decided to stay away from these houseflies :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

over n out!!!

Rock on!
Jit
Click to expand...

hhmmm taunting.....pher rovegaa....tere pe kisse ne tonnaa karr raakhya sei KOOL...jo tu hatt ke aawe sei er comment kar ke jaataa reh sei.....??
jabki tanne berra sei ke tere bas ki konnni...
was that really required.....using such kinda words were not required if you want to stay away.......

er yu over and out ka matbal berra sei na....???
......hejja nahi this is a psychological disorder.....ilaaaz konya iiska....er yeh smiley mein bhi ghanne geir dyungaa aare...baat samjh mein yun hi aa jaanni chahiye, per koi fayedaaa to ho...........:o
 
keshavdahiya said:
hhmmm taunting.....pher rovegaa....tere pe kisse ne tonnaa karr raakhya sei KOOL...jo tu hatt ke aawe sei er comment kar ke jaataa reh sei.....??
jabki tanne berra sei ke tere bas ki konnni...
was that really required.....using such kinda words were not required if you want to stay away.......

er yu over and out ka matbal berra sei na....???
......hejja nahi this is a psychological disorder.....ilaaaz konya iiska....er yeh smiley mein bhi ghanne geir dyungaa aare...baat samjh mein yun hi aa jaanni chahiye, per koi fayedaaa to ho...........:o
Click to expand...

bhai kasoor iska konyaa ,,, kai aadmiyaan mai yaa bimari hoya kare ,, is bimaari mai maanshik santulan kharab ho jaya kare;) :confused: ,, er kadam apne aap chalne lag jaya karai,,,,,,, er kai baar tai bina baat seeng ulajh jaaya katrein fer katwaane padyaa karein,,,,,:eek:
 
Ye Raldhu arr Faldhu...tere deemag ki uppajj tai na sai na?killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....par joke tagdda jodd diya:D Raldhu tai ringann laag gya arr Faldhu fadd-faddata reh gya:D :D :p :p ;) ;)
keshavdahiya said:
ek bei raldhu er faldhu rohtak aage (jo ki alag states ke the)
dono Tilyaar dhorre neher pei khadde batlaan laag reh the....

Raldhu ne faldhu te bhuuji...

Raldhu: tanne ternaa (to swim) aawe sei
Faldhu: Naaaa
Raldhu: pher terete to guu badhiya...usne kam te kam ternaa to aawe sei...:p

iiib faldhu ke choo uthyaa.....:mad:, usne bhi bhuujji raldhu pei

Faldhu: Tanne ternaa aawe sei raldhu
Raldhu: haaaaann
Faldhu: feir tereme er GUU mein ke farak sei.....:p

iib aare jisne aacha laage te comment karr diyo er jisne baaans aawe beshak matna likhiyo kimmme...............kilkkiiiiiiiiiiiii
Click to expand...
 
Yo kar diya kaam!!!

Bhai Keshav,
Has Has ke lot pot ho gya!!! :D

keshavdahiya said:
ek bei raldhu er faldhu rohtak aage (jo ki alag states ke the)
dono Tilyaar dhorre neher pei khadde batlaan laag reh the....

Raldhu ne faldhu te bhuuji...

Raldhu: tanne ternaa (to swim) aawe sei
Faldhu: Naaaa
Raldhu: pher terete to guu badhiya...usne kam te kam ternaa to aawe sei...:p

iiib faldhu ke choo uthyaa.....:mad:, usne bhi bhuujji raldhu pei

Faldhu: Tanne ternaa aawe sei raldhu
Raldhu: haaaaann
Faldhu: feir tereme er GUU mein ke farak sei.....:p :D



iib aare jisne aacha laage te comment karr diyo er jisne baaans aawe beshak matna likhiyo kimmme...............kilkkiiiiiiiiiiiii
Click to expand...
 
thane ise joke likhta sharam bi koni awege re bhaiyo... ek guawar bi ise joke sunato sankoch kar lakin the toooooooooooo......

aur hi bhoot joke hai hasne ke liye ya phir ise naam lye tab hi hansi awe hai... ????
 
uffufufffff!!!!!

mukeshkumar007 said:
aur hi bhoot joke hai hasne ke liye ya phir
ise naam lye tab hi hansi awe hai... ????
Click to expand...
Oww bhai Mukesh, Daactar ne bataayi thi ak BAANSLA chutkala padhiye:confused: :eek:
Pahli baat to tanne Title padhna chahiye tha,,jaruri tha G%% mein munh maarna jibb itna e bhunda laage tha to:D :D .Post lambarr 21 padh liye reply karann the pahlam
mukeshkumar007 said:
ek guawar bi ise joke sunato sankoch kar lakin the toooooo....
Click to expand...
hum kyo sankoch karein? ham ke guawar sein:cool:
 
vivekpannu said:
Oww bhai Mukesh, Daactar ne bataayi thi ak BAANSLA chutkala padhiye:confused: :eek:
Pahli baat to tanne Title padhna chahiye tha,,jaruri tha G%% mein munh maarna jibb itna e bhunda laage tha to:D :D .Post lambarr 21 padh liye reply karann the pahlam

hum kyo sankoch karein? ham ke guawar sein:cool:
Click to expand...


maine kye karna chiye tha ya doctor ne kye batai thi..usko lekar aap paresaan mat howo...confuse hone ki jaroorat koni....

khair kye kehoo tane ab jaan de ...aish kar...rehi baat guawar hone ki to wo to dikh reha hai.....
 
vivekpannu said:
Kami to manne tere mein bhi kuchh naa dikhi. Manne uppar kuchh LAL haraf mein likkhya tha..par eeb kunn samjhaawe:)
Click to expand...


pannu tanne yu kimme na kehtaa...yu to aur kisse ne khawe sei guwar......waise kahin mmukesh ji Guwar ki faali ka zikaar to nahi karr rahe hain......:D

anyway....iib chahe laal haraf mein likh ya pille mein......jisne suwadd lenna sei woh to legya......please swaad ko galat sense mein matt le jaana.................killkki pei killkii :D:D :p:p <<<<smiley with gulaabi ghalurri..........hahahahahahahh, along with smiley with haaarri dandrri waali gallhurrii.........mrre reh ...............koi o kham kha swaad le jya hai.....er hum kisse aur mein bichall ke reh jyaatte hain.........

kisse ne berra hai ke kai log kaali mirch ka powder baade chaaw sei dahi mein burkaa ke khatte hain..............killkkii @ kalli mirch......sukhi -sukhi.....again smileys with weired expressions >>>>:eek: :o :rolleyes:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top