Baap aur Beta

sitaram said:
Eb manne samzh me ayye ke tanne apni photu kyo nahi chep rakhi.
Thara thoda sa description nu se :

Ek Mendal gul,
Ghane chechak ke daag,
lambe lambe daant,
Jhau jhapp moonchhe,
Rang yesa ke chandnee raat me koi dekh le to maare dar ke behosh ho jaa.

Bhai maine chandni raat isliye kahi hai kyoki aap andheri raat me to dikhai hi nahi doge.

hahahahah
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hahahahhahha................bhai sitaram yo itna kasutta discription kiska diya hai tane.....................???????
 
sitaram said:
Sonia,

Kam se kam tera to nahi hai. viswaas rakh.
kyoki tere to muchhe hi nahi hai.
kyo hai kya ??????



hahahahha
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hahahhahaha....................haan bhai itna to vishwas hai ki yo discription mera na hai nu e to puchun thi fer kiska hai ..................yo te kisi ghane bade DAKKI ka laage mane.............
 
esee model ke addmi t chamara ke bhatti ayaa karee addd koon s bhai esaaaa burhaaaaaaaaaaa........................
 
sitaram said:
Eb manne samzh me ayye ke tanne apni photu kyo nahi chep rakhi.
Thara thoda sa description nu se :

Ek Mendal gul,
Ghane chechak ke daag,
lambe lambe daant,
Jhau jhapp moonchhe,
Rang yesa ke chandnee raat me koi dekh le to maare dar ke behosh ho jaa.

Bhai maine chandni raat isliye kahi hai kyoki aap andheri raat me to dikhai hi nahi doge.

hahahahah
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hahhahahha....................

Prabhu tum antaryami ho..

Tumhe to dharti k bichaley ka bhi bera se..........

Tumhe to ye bhi pata hai kiskey moonch aayi se aur kiskey nahi aayi abhi tak.

Tum purush to ho hi nahi saktey kisi b haal me......... ..........

Tum dharti par normal tarikey se nahi aaye lagtey ho, Aasmaan se faikhey hue ho.

Kuch aur mahamaya dikhao prabhu.
 
rajkphogat said:
hahhahahha....................

Prabhu tum antaryami ho..

Tumhe to dharti k bichaley ka bhi bera se..........

Tumhe to ye bhi pata hai kiskey moonch aayi se aur kiskey nahi aayi abhi tak.

Tum purush to ho hi nahi saktey kisi b haal me......... ..........

Tum dharti par normal tarikey se nahi aaye lagtey ho, Aasmaan se faikhey hue ho.

Kuch aur mahamaya dikhao prabhu.
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Theek kahi bhai,

me purush nahi hoo. me to mahapurush hoo.

hahahahh
 
rajkphogat said:
hahhahahha....................

Prabhu tum antaryami ho..

Tumhe to dharti k bichaley ka bhi bera se..........

Tumhe to ye bhi pata hai kiskey moonch aayi se aur kiskey nahi aayi abhi tak.

Tum purush to ho hi nahi saktey kisi b haal me......... ..........

Tum dharti par normal tarikey se nahi aaye lagtey ho, Aasmaan se faikhey hue ho.

Kuch aur mahamaya dikhao prabhu.
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hahahhahahhah..................sitaram bhai ka issa vyakhyan te humne socha bhi na ...............
thanx raj is mahan atma k vishay me itni jankari katthi kri ghana e tame laag gya hoga tane to...........???????
 
rajkphogat said:
hahhahahha....................

Prabhu tum antaryami ho..

Tumhe to dharti k bichaley ka bhi bera se..........

Tumhe to ye bhi pata hai kiskey moonch aayi se aur kiskey nahi aayi abhi tak.

Tum purush to ho hi nahi saktey kisi b haal me......... ..........

Tum dharti par normal tarikey se nahi aaye lagtey ho, Aasmaan se faikhey hue ho.

Kuch aur mahamaya dikhao prabhu.
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or rahi baat mere dharti par aane ki to bhai ya baat raj ki baat se tanne na batau me.
 
sitaram said:
or rahi baat mere dharti par aane ki to bhai ya baat raj ki baat se tanne na batau me.
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Prabhu jaisi aapki anIchha..........

Ek stuti-gaan hai Prabhu:

Raamchandra keh gaye siya se, Aisa Kaljug aayega.......
Chhori shave karya karengi er, Raksas Sitaram naam likhwawega.........

Cooooooooooooooollllll bhaaaaaaaai..............
 
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rajkphogat said:
Prabhu jaisi aapki anIchha..........

Ek stuti-gaan hai Prabhu:

Raamchandra keh gaye siya se, Aisa Kaljug aayega.......
Chhori shave karya karengi er, Raksas Sitaram naam likhwawengey.........

Cooooooooooooooollllll bhaaaaaaaai..............
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chori ki shave shave theek hoi h agli line kona bani reyeeeee.............:rock
 
rajkphogat said:
Rana singular te plurial me aagya tha eb dekh

Kimey kami ho te thik kar diye, akhir bhai kad kaam aawengey
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re dakki poori kati kuti ne kapaas kar de tanne to.
theek se likhnaa bhi nahi aata.
sab log manne olma deve se.
ke babaji chella to ghanaa hi anadi banaa rakhya se.
kimme sikhaya bhi hai ya nahi.
 
sitaram said:
re dakki poori kati kuti ne kapaas kar de tanne to.
theek se likhnaa bhi nahi aata.
sab log manne olma deve se.
ke babaji chella to ghanaa hi anadi banaa rakhya se.
kimme sikhaya bhi hai ya nahi.
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Kshama prabhu Kshama, tuchh bhakat ko kuchh maaf kar do

Ek stuti-gaan aur sunlo

Jai Hanumaan gyan gun sagar.
Is sitaram ko prabhu le jao uthakar.
 
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